H8er Lorde Slammed For Posting Whitney Houston Bathtub Pic

April 6, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While attending summer day camp at YMCA with my fellow dirty white trash Appalachian hill children, I innocently showed a girl some scratch I got on my middle finger. While doing so I extended the finger beyond my other... READ MORE

Lorde Has Throbbing “Chasm That Opens And it’s Never Going To Close”

January 19, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Yeah baby open that throbbing chasm. If you mostly know the Kiwi singer Lorde for her chart-topping music, then feel free to share all of your Tumblr Jack Skellington fan art in the comments below. If not, my hope... READ MORE

Lena Dunham’s Ex-girlfriend’s Life “Reduced To Dumb Hetero Normative Gossip”

January 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Corrections and clarifications: In the article “Lena Dunham Single” we mistakingly identified Jack Antonoff as a man. He is in fact a strong powerful woman. Thanks for your understanding. So, yeah, Lena Dunham can now hunker down with her... READ MORE

Lorde Cancels Joy to Israel

December 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lorde (not the Lord) announced she's joining in the Roger Waters, Javier Bardem, and hordes of tres chic entertainers' anti-Israel boycott, because she can't live with occupation of the West Bank.

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Lorde Autoimmune Disease Apology For Cyberbullying Justice

June 20, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Elevated Hot Topics cashier Lorde publicly apologized for comments she made comparing Taylor Swift's fame to an autoimmune disease. A moment of clarity for those suspecting Swift was an autoimmune disease all along.

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Nick Jonas Using Lorde As A Beard And Shit Around The Web

March 28, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Nick Jonas is pretending he’s straight again by having himself photographed leaving places with Kiwi singer Lorde. It’s 2016, you can totally be a dude who loves dudes and no one gives a shit, least of all the leather jackets... READ MORE

Jennifer Lawrence Nipples Make Us All Sex Offenders

November 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I was with Jennifer Lawrence when she labeled everybody sex criminals for whacking to her hacked photos. It seemed harsh, but backing her felt like I was finally striking a blow for sexism. Also, my best chance to get... READ MORE

Lorde Takes a Spill

June 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I remember being a teenager and looking at some 30-something and thinking, you don’t get me, you don’t get us, you’re time is passed, old man. I didn’t really think like a cheaply written multicultural gang member in the... READ MORE

Lorde Disses Crazy Disney Bitches

November 7, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Probable one-hit-wonder Lorde took a swipe at the teen creatures manufactured in the Disney star machine. In an interview with GQ she was asked if she worried about getting famous at such a young age. She said that because... READ MORE