At a concert in Australia over the weekend, Madonna recited the lament of all sixty-year-old women who relied on their sexual guile before becoming members of AARP, “Fuck me. Please, someone fuck me.” Finally, in a drunken implosion, she has revealed... READ MORE

Desiccated crone, Madonna, embarrassed herself further by dressing up like a clown on suicide watch and drunkenly singing “Send in the Clowns”. It’s time to retire, Madonna. Go practice your Kabbalah witchcraft at an old folks home in Boca... READ MORE

A New York judge ordered Madonna and Guy Ritchie to work their shit out with their son privately for the best interest of Rocco. Neither parent was present in-person to discuss how much they loved and cared for their... READ MORE

Madonna posted an old picture of her son, Rocco, on her Instagram. In the photograph, Rocco is shirtless and smiling with a wreath of flowers around his neck. The caption reads,  “I miss this boy so full of life so... READ MORE

Madonna’s son Rocco fled the U.S. at the end of last year to be with his dad Guy Ritchie in London because dad didn’t insist he share quarters with three dozen Moroccan boy dancers who smell like liniment and... READ MORE

Madonna’s fifteen year old son Rocco ran away to England to be with his dad Guy Richie because he didn’t like spending his life on world tour with his mom. Long ago she stopped putting the sock on the door... READ MORE

ISIS finds itself this Monday morning with serious repercussions from its Paris terror attacks. The French rented an airplane they used to bomb a Syrian Sambo’s, millions of people have emotionally invested in their new French flag Facebook profile pictures,... READ MORE

Back before the last ice age, ginormous asshole Sean Penn and donkey witch Madonna were married. Then they broke up because only one needy bitch at a time can occupy a marriage. But lately he’s been spotted at a couple... READ MORE

The cops were called for a noise complaint during desiccated crone Madonna’s 57th birthday party in the Hamptons. It was the deafening noise of someone trying to hold on to her youth that alerted the authorities. You are trying... READ MORE

Dessicated crone Madonna Instagramed a video of her son Rocco in which she discussed his wang. Did I mention that her son is 14? And that he’s her son? Read all about Madonna’s son’s wiener. (The Superficial) Jennifer Lopez... READ MORE