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it’s the sad cartoon turtle!

May 5, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Costume Institute Gala in New York is arguably the biggest celebrity fashion night of the year, even bigger than the Academy Awards, so last night Maggie Gyllenhaal worked her magic and transformed herself from “Ugly” to “Nope Still... READ MORE

THE SAD CARTOON TURTLE IS SMILING

July 17, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t like when the Sad Cartoon Turtle smiles, because then it ruins her nickname.  She needs to do her sexy look (ahem) for the name to work.  Anyway, Maggie went down to the Titanic, got an outfit then... READ MORE

ARE YOU GD KIDDING ME

April 22, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I knew this of course but an article in todays USA Today just about knocked me over by putting it all together.  We have three superhero movies out this summer, and they star Maggie Gyllenhaal, Liv Tyler and Gwyneth... READ MORE

MAGGIE GYLLENHALL IS DISGUSTING

September 4, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For some completely inexplicable reason, Maggie Gyllenhaal – who might honestly be the ugliest person on earth – is the new face of Agent Provocateur lingerie.  God she's hideous.  I can honestly feel the bile in the back of... READ MORE

HOLLYWOOD HATES YOU

September 1, 2007 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Several sources today, including MovieWeb and IESB, say that Jake Gyllenhaal and his offensively ugly sister have been approached about playing the Wonder Twins in the upcoming "Justice League of America" Movie.  Tom Welling is also rumored to be... READ MORE

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