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Michelle Rodriguez Keeps Her Bitches Bare

July 23, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If I had to guess which of these models Michelle Rodriguez dug to the third knuckle last night, I’m selecting the Canadian blond chick she made go out in just her underwear. That’s a boss move. All the world’s... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez And Toni Garrn Foreplay

May 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Each May, Michelle Rodriquez and her love boat troll the French Riviera on a hot girl pussy hunt. Rodriguez entices the women attending the Cannes film festival to come take a three hour tour in lawless international waters. You... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Likes Superman White And Shit Around The Web

March 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez got panties in a bunch over the weekend by saying that minorities shouldn’t steal superhero roles from white male actors she likes to bone when hetero phasing. She said instead minorities should push for new minority superheroes... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Wants to Buy a Baby

January 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez did another interview where she said she’d never be in a long term relationship because why the hell would you when you can fuck Zac Efron on your rented yacht, pull into port, then fuck Cara Delevingne... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez In A Black Bikini

August 7, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez fucked the gay into Cara Delevingne. She fucked the gay out of Zac Efron. Now she’s just fucking tired. Her work is exhausting. Floating around on the prow of her ship looking for wandering souls with confused... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Fucks the Gay Out of Zac Efron

August 4, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

At this point, Michelle Rodriguez is merely toying with the true depth of her sex powers. She’s like Zod with a vagina. She can fuck the gay into people. Now she’s trying to fuck the gay out of Zac... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez In A Bikini

July 31, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Michelle Rodriguez had her stank gun spread and ready as Justin Bieber raced toward her yacht on his midget retreat dinghy, still freshly tattered from his bar room kerfuffle. Michelle Rodriguez’s bisexual vagina watercraft is where Hollywood now heads... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Isn’t A Lesbian Anymore And Shit Around The Web

July 8, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Remember when Michelle Rodriguez was a lesbian? Yeah, well she’s not anymore. Apparently, she’s been spotted making out on vacation with Zac Efron. I guess he’s a comfortable transition back to dick. Like a pretty girl with a cock.... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Is on Fire

July 3, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If Michelle Rodriguez told me she’d finally built that escalator to the moon, I’d ask her how much for a ticket. She’s like Gandalf with tits and and an overbite. She can have any man or woman she wants... READ MORE

Michelle Rodriguez Is the Perfect Man

May 24, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Here’s the subtext for this photo. Fuck you, dudes, I’m taking all your hot pussy and there’s nothing you can do about it. This isn’t an activist thing or a gay marriage thing or an I’m coming out the... READ MORE

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