Minka Kelly is in St Barths this week with her boyfriend, New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter. He’s really famous, so I have to sweeten the pot if my plan to steal her away is gonna work. The commercials... READ MORE

I wanna punch John Mayer in his stupid face for having the nerve to dump Minka Kelly.  WhoTF does he think he is.  She’s essentially perfect.  Great skin, long hair, good tits and just enough ass to get high-fives... READ MORE

I keep hearing that Hollywood is a vapid superficial whorehouse where only beautiful people can succeed, and God I wish that were true because I’m sick to death of the real Hollywood where Maggie The Sad Cartoon Turtle Gyllenhaal... READ MORE

Minka Kelly (rawr!) was working out at Equinox in West Hollywood yesterday and, um, why are all the pictures taken from the ground?  Are you allowed to take pictures of whoever you want as long as you’re underneath them? ... READ MORE

I don't how the hell Minka Kelly isn't a huge star because that bitch is hot, and her tits are fantastic, and all three of them looked better than ever at the In Style/Warner Brothers Golden Globe party.  With... READ MORE

Jennifer Aniston’s vagina must be magic because that’s the only rational explanation for anyone to ever choose her over Minka Kelly.  Yet that’s exactly what John Mayer did.  But at least he was cool about it, according to Page... READ MORE

Us magazine and the Sun among others seem to think that a blog entry by John Mayer is about Jessica Simpson.  In it, he posts a letter which asks an ex girlfriend to leave him alone, but he never... READ MORE