Mischa Barton’s ‘Roofie’ Explanation Has Some Holes

February 9, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

After Mischa Barton was hauled away from her own home half naked and screaming nonsensical crap over her back fence, her publicists got into a tiny room and concocted a statement Barton issued about being slipped a date rape... READ MORE

What If Mischa Barton Is Sane and the Rest of the World is Crazy?

January 30, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In response to her neighbors calling the cops on a crazy half-naked chick screaming random nonsense hanging over a backyard fence, Mischa Barton has a thoughtful explanation, issued to People magazine, naturally.


Mischa Barton Voluntarily Hospitalized for Crazy

January 27, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If your Mischa Barton's neighbor you have to measure your responses to her leaning over the backyard fence and yelling out crazy shit. That's a Tuesday. Where Pictionary used to be. 


Mischa Barton Lamentations from a Yacht

July 8, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Whenever the brutality of civil rights and systemic racism rears its ugly head, turn to rich white girls sipping Chardonnay on yachts for answers. What Would Mischa Barton Do? It's certainly worth pondering when looking to score some kind... READ MORE

Mischa Barton Is Gustproof

April 10, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Strong winds in L.A. yesterday could not knock down Mischa Barton. Maybe it’s her intestinal fortitude. Maybe it’s her never say die attitude. Or, maybe it’s her perfectly placed low center of gravity crafted precisely to defy Mother Nature’s... READ MORE

Mischa Barton is high. Again.

August 12, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Earlier this week there were pictures of Mischa Barton in London with alleged track-marks on her arm (1, 2) and now here are new pictures to throw on the pile of all the other pictures showing her smoking weed.... READ MORE

mischa bartons still got it

April 6, 2010 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

If all you saw was Mischa Bartons face, you might think to yourself, hey this chick is kind of cute. But she’s like an iceberg. She’s a big triangle and her head is the point at the top. 98... READ MORE

mischa barton is a menace – UPDATE!

February 17, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For years it’s been rumored that Mischa Barton smokes tons of weed. That’s because she smokes tons of weed. And now radar has a video of her running into shit while smoking and driving the USS Car around Hollywood.... READ MORE

monday afternoon headlines

January 19, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

MEGAN FOX – is not engaged to Brian Austin Greene, despite weekend rumors that she was. It was all a misunderstanding. A little torture and he changed his tune just like that. (wonderwall) AVATAR – made another 41 million... READ MORE

Its a show about models

August 13, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutchers magic touch seems to have struck gold once again. He’s a producer on “the Beautiful Life”, a new show that ignored all logic and cast Mischa Barton as a model. Will anyone watch a show like this?... READ MORE


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