Octomom Revised

September 15, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The DailyMail and Octomom concocted a “comeback” article for the mother of fourteen, with the gist being that Nadya Suleman regrets her porny past persona and is now a rehabbed working mom feeding fourteen kids with just a small assist from food stamps. Also, she never wanted to have octuplets, merely a seventh child to add to her original six IVF offspring while she was broke and unemployed. A victim if you will.

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Octomom Cops A Plea

July 15, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Nadya Suleman pleaded no contest to welfare fraud after she failed to disclose her porn income in her statement of financial need to the government. She apparently made twenty-five thousand dollars for masturbating in a bathtub, which was screened at leading Eastern European gynecological conventions in the name of the gothic sciences. Suleman received 200 […]

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Octomom Might Be Homeless Now

April 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman recently shot a photo spread with In Touch magazine, in which she reenacted some of Angelina Jolie‘s most famous looks, including the red carpet leg and Lara Croft: Tom Raider, even though she pointed out that she (clearly) doesn’t “look anything like her”. Octomom also claims that Jolie “has it easy”, and […]

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Octomom Better Than Angelina Jolie

April 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I laugh when people claim Octomom hit rock bottom by doing porn to pay the rent. She has so much much farther to fall. You have no idea. But no matter how she struggles like an one-flipper tortoise as she sinks to the ocean bottom, won’t she always be better than Angelina Jolie? She’s born […]

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Octomom Is Being Accused Of Welfare Fraud

March 21, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ever since she realized that people no longer had any interest in the things coming out of her vagina, AVN Award-winner Nadya Suleman, AKA Octomom, has been doing whatever it takes to keep money in her bank account. This includes begging people for donations, stripping, starring in a masturbation porn film and even recording a […]

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