Some time in the 1980’s slutty women stole Halloween from the children and nobody gave a damn because slutty women are where children come from and people inherently respect causality. Now every Halloween costume for woman begins and ends... READ MORE

The streaming music Tidal has swept the nation and re-defined the way music is consumed by being completely forgotten about since their underwhelming launch six months ago. Tidal was the brain child of Jay Z and a bunch of... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds in Vegas behaves a lot like it’s namesake in that it shows little emotion and is continually railed by strangers. Tons of people are posing inappropriately with the figure because it’s fucking... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj got drunk off malt liquor which isn’t even liquor and makes no sense much like her career and said that random rapper dude Meek Mill was her “baby father.” If you don’t use poor grammar stylistically or simply... READ MORE

Everyone can relax, the worst tragedy of our time is over. Taylor Swift has apologized to Nicki Minaj for being such a self-centered cunt. Now we can all get on with our lives. It’s like the Yalta agreement but... READ MORE

If you start with the premise that the MTV Video Music Awards are as prestigious as medals handed to the fat kid who couldn’t finish the hundred, all arguments over who or who should not be nominated or awarded... READ MORE

Just 25-days ago America’s finest music makers were on a podium declaring the death of Spotify and Pandora and announcing the launch of Tidal, the true artist-fair music app. Kanye West, Madonna, that dude in the Mickey Mouse head, and... READ MORE

Nicki Minaj let some twelve year old kid in Northern Ireland sing with her on stage and pressed his head up to her giant fake tits so he could hear the sound of an outpatient clinic. The kid was... READ MORE

That looks a lot like Derek Jeter and Nicki Minaj’s nipple. Two things that could use a good humility punch in the areola. I wasn’t really sure how short and unnecessary Nicki Minaj was until I saw her standing... READ MORE

Bud Light sponsored one of their Whatever Happens party before the Super Bowl in Phoenix. Whatever Happens is where you pretend Bud Light is a precursor to some of life’s more memorable evenings. Sort of like most great Hemingway... READ MORE