Ever since Alec Baldwin stopped gay hazing paparazzi and became super fucking boring, the horde of unwashed camera masses been swarming other lesser celebrities in New York. Padma Laskshmi could barely get to the car that takes her to... READ MORE

Damn if The AIDS charity events aren’t just bringing out the best in all of us. The Keep a Child Alive ball was the sight of so much celebrity tits last night, four gay men who would otherwise have... READ MORE

There’s no one recipe for celebrity success. But if I were concocting a formula, I might go for a heap of good looks and a teaspoon or sperm from a billionaire’s brother. Something like that worked for Padma Lakshmi... READ MORE

Pretty Woman Richard Gere has apparently been giving it to Top Chef hottie Padma Lakshmi. This in spite of the fact that he is currently in the middle of messily divorcing his wife Carey Lowell, a.k.a. that short haired... READ MORE

Padma Lakshmi is down in Miami looking for another billionaire to give her a baby. It probably won’t take very long. While Zuckerberg likes his girls a little more aspy, I can see one of the Walton kids or... READ MORE

Padma Lakshmi may be the cleverest woman on the planet. Forget all the success she’s found being a good looking TV chef. She managed to get two mega rich dudes fighting over who her baby daddy is. First, she... READ MORE

Sometimes it’s easy to think of Padma Lakshmi only for her professional accomplishments. Successful TV show host, top-selling cookbook author, arranging to be knocked up by billionaire Michael Dell’s brother. None of that happens by accident. It’s easy to... READ MORE

I would have kept my geriatric fantasies to myself if I had them, but Maxim magazine says that fat grandma Paula Dean is the “hottest female TV chef”, beating out international supermodel Padma Lakshmi (pictured). I will concede that... READ MORE

A few weeks ago David Spade was in Vegas, three rows back at UFC 114, Rampage vs. Evans, one of the biggest fights in a long time. Four days after that he was right behind the Lakers bench for... READ MORE