Nailing Jacko’s daughter is a pretty nice score. She in no way resembles Michael Jackson which means you don’t have to drive McCauley Caulkin’s dilated anal face out of your mind while straddling her. This dude Chester Castellaw is... READ MORE

Paris Jackson had some harsh words for Justin Bieber about not addressing the issue of girls cutting themselves. Apparently, some of Justin’s whiny teen fans took to Twitter to talk about how they cut themselves to show their devotion... READ MORE

Everybody is searching for suicidal clues in Paris Jackson’s last posted video on YouTube. I’ve seen it twice and it only reminds me how utterly annoying teenage girls are. If I watch it a third time, I might slit... READ MORE

Update: Meat cleaver and a suicide note. Jesus, the sins and crap of the father and all that. Paris was taken out of her Calabasas family house on a stretcher at around 2 AM and taken by ambulance to... READ MORE

Remember that old silly controversy about how Debbie Rowe, the dermatology office nurse who pushed out Michael Jackson’s kids’ Paris and Prince, wasn’t actually the biological mom of the babies, just a surrogate? Yeah, that was such a silly... READ MORE

Prince Jackson and sexy Austin Powers his sister Paris were forced on stage last night at the Staples Center in LA to accept a Grammy for their dad Michael, their first public appearance since his televised funeral in June.... READ MORE