Barbara Fialho Feelin’ Fine and Shit Around the Web

November 30, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen birthday babe, Amazon Original nudity, and more!

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Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The hottest Halloween costumes, naked nuns, and more!

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Adriana Lima Smoking Hot and Shit Around the Web

June 19, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

April O’Neill single again, the best nudity on the boob tube, and more!

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Sophie Simmons in Lingerie

June 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sophie Simmons has the PERFECT response to body-shamers. I’m happy with the way I look. So fucking PERFECT. Gene Simmons’ daughter just wants to show off her tits without all the comments. And not all of them complimentary. If equality is about anything it’s about providing a protective emotional bubble around women such that they can say or do anything in public life and never be forced to face criticism or negative feedback.

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Sophie Simmons Inspires

March 2, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just like her dad made it okay to be an indignant asshole, Sophie Simmons is hoping her plus sized modeling will let women feel okay about being a buck sixty and strapping into kinky lingerie. I’m just glad she found a purpose larger than herself. Sophie recently lost ten pounds and her chronic vagina rash […]

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Sophie Simmons Nips Dissing Old Glory

August 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Good news. Gene Simmons daughter will not be arrested for taking the U.S. flag underwater for an important wet t-shirt photo shoot . U.S. Code has advisory rules about doing such messed-up shit, but there’s no criminal repercussions behind the code since the courts agreed shitting on the flag is an expression of free speech. […]

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Sophie Simmons In A Bikini

September 23, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Photo Credit: PCN

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Sophie Simmons In a Bikini

September 21, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sophie Simmons is growing up big. Fast, I meant to say fast, fuck. Now Gene Simmons is going to Krav Maga the shit out of my neck. As long as I’m going down, I might as well point out that his daughter has a sweet mons. Fuck. Hammerfist. Photo Credit: Splash

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