Tetyana Veryovkina in A Bikini

March 30, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t pronounce this chick’s name, but I know I’m ready to ace the ICE interview so I can earn her her green card. We’ve been dating since we met at the Learning Annex. She coos when I nibble on her Chernobyl toe. He favorite food is squash, baked, not boiled. Her mother is a […]


Tetyana Veryovkina Thongs in Miami

December 18, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Why do our immigration plans never account for bringing in more good looking Russian women? If I were Obama I’d get that down home lingo back and haggle some. You give me five million non-inoculated peasants from Central America and I’ll give you one-thousand of the finest looking Russian chicks who call themselves models so […]


Tetyana Veryovkina Is Ukraine Strong

March 27, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Lots of people are glass is half empty on this whole Moscow making Ukraine its backwater bitch. As always, I try to look at the pollyanna rose-colored glasses side. The progression of Ukraine’s good looking women into international modeling and adult performance sectors of the economy is increasing exponentially. It used to be the Ukrainians […]

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