Why do our immigration plans never account for bringing in more good looking Russian women? If I were Obama I'd get that down home lingo back and haggle some. You give me five million non-inoculated peasants from Central America and I'll give you one-thousand of the finest looking Russian chicks who call themselves models so you don't have to feel guilty. You know the whooping cough crowd is coming anyhow. Break me open a couple cargo containers of Russian whores destined for other parts of the world and we can call it even.
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