Tetyana Veryovkina in A Bikini

I can’t pronounce this chick’s name, but I know I’m ready to ace the ICE interview so I can earn her her green card. We’ve been dating since we met at the Learning Annex. She coos when I nibble on her Chernobyl toe. He favorite food is squash, baked, not boiled. Her mother is a trade union pipe fitter in the Ukraine. She let me fuck her if I agreed to get her daughter properly set up in the U.S.. Actually forget that last part, but just off the record know that I fucked a hot older Ukrainian plumber because I’ve never won anything in my life and I want somebody to know that. My marriage of convenience money is covering my MLB TV package. She’s got all her shots. Where do I sign?

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