I feel like Uma Thurman can no longer Kill Bill. Maybe she could bake him a lasagna and poison it or something. Sword fighting seems pretty much out of the question. I’m not sure what happened to Uma Thurman.... READ MORE

A few weeks ago, Uma Thurman was leaving an office with her new baby girl (born July 15th), but before going down some stairs, she was covered in a tarp. Because nothing bad could happen while you’re blindly walking... READ MORE

In what sounds like it would have been a much much better idea about 10 years ago, Uma Thurman has joined the cast of Lars von Trier’s ‘Nymphomaniac’, currently shooting in and around Cologne, Germany, and described as an “epic... READ MORE

I’m glad that Uma Thurman (who is pregnant) looks like hell in these pictures because not only is she in St. Barts, but she’s on a yacht in St. Barts. How fucking exclusive does your fancy vacation have to... READ MORE

It’s important to know what your strengths are in life, so when Uma Thurman picked out an outfit for the UNICEF Snowflake Ball in New York last night, she could have chosen something that highlighted her face (no) or... READ MORE

When Uma Thurman arrived for the premiere of ‘David Mamet’s A Life In the Theatre’ last night, her look was tight and clean and polished, the epitome of New York high society. Then a few hours later she had... READ MORE

Uma Thurman something something see-thru somewhere one day recently, and then, her chest!  Ta-Da! READ MORE

Seriously, at what point are people going to stop pretending that Uma Thurman is even remotely attractive.  Magazines and dumb Hollywood shows have been telling us for years that she's beautiful.  I guess as some kind of prank because... READ MORE

I don't know what the hell Uma Thurman is so happy about.  Oh, wait, it might be because she's made millions as some gorgeous Hollywood beauty despite looking like some kind of goblin.  It's ironic she's stepping out of... READ MORE