Lindsay Lohan is romantic

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Coy seductive glances are for nerds like Natalie Portman. Popular girls like Lindsay Lohan take pictures where they stand around in slutty clothes and then bend over to get fucked. There’s no room for subtlety. You need to show... READ MORE

are Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush back together

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Miami Dolphins fans better hope this goes to hell quick because Reggie Bush just had the best season of his career, unlike the first time he and Kim Kardashian dated, when all he did was run into the back... READ MORE

was Whitney Houston murdered?

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Spolier Alert: no. Actually there’s no evidence of this being anything but a drug overdose and an accident, but Nancy Grace was on CNN last night implying it might have been murder anyway. “I’d like to know who was... READ MORE

its the SI Swimsuit cover, with an awful Kate Upton picture

February 15, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Kate Upton is fantastic looking, so it was nice of Sports Illustrate to choose one of the worst pictures she’s ever taken and then put mittens on their hands while photoshopping it for the cover of this years swimsuit... READ MORE

a ghost plane is on its way to New Jersey

February 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Whitney Houston is going home one last time, says People magazine. And also getting high one last time, as her body was flown from LA to New Jersey today (on a private jet owned by Tyler Perry) for a... READ MORE

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ has a trailer

February 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

‘Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter’ is a pretty straight forward story about our 16th President, who was fueled by rage and used his super strength and an axe to hunt down vampires after they killed his mom, but as you... READ MORE

eyes up here, Katy Perry

February 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katy Perry wasn’t very subtle when staring at Rihannas chest last night at the Grammy Awards, but luckily Rihanna is slutty so she didn’t mind. Then after this, did Rihanna lick Katys ear, and whisper to let go, to... READ MORE

Whitney Houston is easily replaced

February 14, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Everyone was really sad last night at the Grammies, just one day after Whitney Houston died, because she was such a special talent and impossible to replace. So to make everyone feel better, Jennifer Hudson sang Whitney’s big hit,... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson is in a bikini, looks like hell

February 13, 2012 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Scarlett Johansson and her new boyfriend Nate Naylor spent the weekend in Hawaii, and it was kinda touching to see how grabby Nate was even though Scarlett has cellulite at the age of 27 and looks like hell now.... READ MORE

the kick didn’t wake up Whitney Houston

February 13, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When Whitney Houston was found dead on Saturday at the Beverly Hilton at the age of 48, early reports suggested she may have fallen asleep or blacked out in the bathtub and drowned. Oh but you’ll never guess why... READ MORE