Taylor Swift takes defeat well

Taylor Swift doesn't only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the Hunger Games' rightfully lost to Adeles much better song for ‘Skyfall'. And as if that wasn't bad enough, Adele piled on the disrespect like it was a topping at an ice cream bar by acting amazed and saying more

Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she's gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above): "So, while I'm here being all confessional, and uh, I guess I just have a sudden urge to say something that I‘ve never really been able to air in public, a declaration that I'm more

Tommy Lee Jones is not amused

Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn't have time for their nonsense. If you say you're gonna watch a movie, you better watch that fucking movie, or Tommy Lee Jones will beat your more

Cameron Diaz has still got it

For like, I don't know, ten years maybe, I've been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at her they'd realize how alarmingly ugly she is, and has been for a long time now. I will concede that she did have one brief window a decade ago where she was kind of cute, but there's a brief more

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2 minutes, and 26 of the 204 words she used were some version of "I" or "me". 0 of the words she used were some version of "we" or "our". This did not go unnoticed by the crowd who sat in silence more

my, what a fancy party

To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn't sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it's been more

Jessica Biel looked better at the parties

About 5 years ago, every actress in Hollywood vowed to stop wearing anything sexy or interesting to award shows, and if you watched the Golden Globes last night, you know it was no exception. Jessica Biel, for example, looked awful on the show, but the night before at W magazines party for show, she looked terrific. This honeymoon phase between when Justin Timberlake swears he won't cheat again and when more

Mark Wahlberg is an idiot

My favorite part of the Golden Globes last night was when Mark Wahlberg and Jessica Biel came out to present 'Best Actor', and Wahlberg was asked to read things. Which was funny because Mark Wahlberg is an idiot. His first line, which the professional actor apparently couldn't remember and had to read off the teleprompter, was, "And here is the impressive list of nominees." Unfortunately, "impressed" is not more

its Ricky Gervais Golden Globes monologue

Ricky Gervais hosted the Golden Globes for the third time last night, and for once people probably won't spend an entire week saying his monologue was too mean to all the big stars. There was one joke about how he doesn't know any guys who have seen Jodie Fosters ‘Beaver', but that's entirely her fault for naming her movie ‘the Beaver'. What the hell did she expect? Other than that his best line was more

this was just a shadow

Jean Dujardin, who is often called the French George Clooney because people love saying idiotic shit like that, won Best Actor in a Musical or Comedy at the Golden Globes last night, and according to the internet when his wife (Alexandra Lamy) kissed him, her dress slipped down and you could see her nipple, live on NBC. So naturally I made a .gif of it. Unfortunately I'm pretty sure that's just a shadow. I don't more