Taylor Swift takes defeat well

By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 6:04 PM

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Taylor Swift doesn’t only act like a petulant 15-year-old when writing songs, she does it when losing awards too, as you can see by her pouty smirk at the Golden Globes last night after her awful song for ‘the Hunger Games’ rightfully lost to Adeles much better song for ‘Skyfall’.

And as if that wasn’t bad enough, Adele piled on the disrespect like it was a topping at an ice cream bar by acting amazed and saying she had no idea she was gonna win. THAT’S TAYLORS GIMMICK! How dare this fat bitch steal from poor sweet wittle Taylor!

(image source = getty)

Jodie Foster sorta confirmed she was gay last night

By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 4:55 PM

Last night at the Golden Globes, while accepting the Cecil B. DeMille lifetime achievement award, it seemed as if Jodie Foster might finally come right out and tell the world that she’s gay (starting at the 1:37 mark in the video above):

“So, while I’m here being all confessional, and uh, I guess I just have a sudden urge to say something that I‘ve never really been able to air in public, a declaration that I’m a little nervous about, but maybe not quite as nervous as my publicist right now, huh Jennifer?
But, um, I’m just gonna put it out there, loud and proud, right? So I’m gonna need your support on this, I am, uh… single.”

Oh Jodie you devil!

“I hope you’re not disappointed that there won’t be a big coming-out speech tonight because I already did my coming out about a thousand years ago back in the Stone Age in those very quaint days when a fragile young girl would open up to trusted friends and family, and co-workers and then gradually, proudly to everyone who knew her, to everyone she actually met.”

She went on to say that it’s really no ones business if she’s gay or not and she feels no obligation whatsoever to make some big announcement about it, and good for her because she’s right, but even more important is the fact that “back in the Stone Age” got a big round of applause. Apparently actors love the Stone Age! Who knew? “Bronze Age can suck my dick,” someone added!

Tommy Lee Jones is not amused

By brendon January 14, 2013 @ 4:22 PM

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Will Ferrell and Kristen Wiig were horsing around last night at the Golden Globes while on stage to present the award for Best Girl Actor (video here), but Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t have time for their nonsense. If you say you’re gonna watch a movie, you better watch that fucking movie, or Tommy Lee Jones will beat your ass.

Cameron Diaz has still got it

By brendon January 17, 2012 @ 1:32 PM

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For like, I don’t know, ten years maybe, I’ve been saying that Cameron Diaz is actually a fucking monster, despite what leading magazines would like you to believe, and if people would just open their eyes and look at her they’d realize how alarmingly ugly she is, and has been for a long time now.

I will concede that she did have one brief window a decade ago where she was kind of cute, but there’s a brief window where a puppy pee’ing on your carpet is kind of cute too. Cameron Diaz is like that. Except the dog is smarter.

(image source of cameron in beverly hills saturday night = getty)

BREAKING NEWS: Madonna is a narcissistic cunt

By brendon January 16, 2012 @ 4:46 PM








Madonna beat out Elton John to win the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night, and, naturally, she used her acceptance speech as a chance to thank herself for being so wonderful. She spoke for less than 2 minutes, and 26 of the 204 words she used were some version of “I” or “me”.

0 of the words she used were some version of “we” or “our”.

This did not go unnoticed by the crowd who sat in silence every time she tried to be cute, or by Elton Johns husband David Furnish, who went on his Facebook and wrote:

“Madonna. Best song???? F**k off!!!”
“Madonna winning Best Original Song truly shows how these awards have nothing to do with merit. Her acceptance speech was embarrassing in its narcissism.”

But it was all worth it to hear Madonna tell the crazy story about how the song got made. First someone suggested she do it, and then she did it. What a wild ride! Only in Hollywood, you guys!

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my, what a fancy party

By brendon January 16, 2012 @ 2:53 PM

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To be fair, maybe Lindsay Lohan didn’t sneak into last nights Weinstein Company party, because it seems Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters were also there. How prestigious! Suffice to say no one should touch anything in that room until it’s been boiled.