Polonious said “brevity is the soul of wit” in Hamlet, and I don’t know what the fuck that means because quite frankly I can barely even read, but I think it might be relevant to twitter.  Because on there... READ MORE

50 Cent rolled up big when he checked into the famous Mayfair hotel in London last night, driving a Rolls Royce and followed by a stretch Hummer with 15 of his boys inside.  But then the keys to the... READ MORE

A new single from 50 dropped today, and no one asked me (which hurts my feelings) but it’s pretty great.  And this isn’t really relevant, but it still amazes me that a pretend thug like Sean Combs is the... READ MORE

Some people are online today saying this video of a Croatian journalist who surprised 50 Cent in his dressing room is all kinds of scandalous because it shows 50 doing a line of cocaine (skip forward to about 1:30).... READ MORE

Last year, 50 Cent locked up an endorsement deal with Glaceau water that included stock options, and now that Coke has bought Glaceau for $4.1 billion, that stock is worth 100 million dollars (mu-hah-hah-hah).  Page Six says: A year... READ MORE

Tony Yayo, a member of 50 Cent's G-Unit crew that I’ve never heard of, was arrested last week on assault charges after he allegedly attacked a 14-year-old boy in Manhattan.  The boy is the son of manager Jimmy Rosemond,... READ MORE

50 Cent says in this months Elle magazine that Oprah Winfrey is an "oreo" – black on the outside, white on the inside – because she, "started out with black women's views but has been catering to middle-aged white... READ MORE