Men love porn. Women love shit that is exactly the same as porn but has more socially acceptable names. Like outlet shopping or mocha anything. READ MORE

Fifteen minutes after that dude who walks funny on Sons of Anarchy and Melanie Griffith’s daughter were cast as the two simulated sex leads in 50 Shades of Grey, the online angry frenzy began. This included yet another petition... READ MORE

Despite having no cast, 50 Shades of Grey has a release date. August 1, 2014. It doesn’t need a cast. Or a script. Or much of anything really other than a dark, semi-private structure for frustrated moms to shift... READ MORE