Adam Lambert might be one of three new judges on ‘Idol’

By brendon July 10, 2012 @ 3:26 PM

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Jennifer Lopez can’t be bothered to tell Fox if she’ll return as a judge for another season on ‘American Idol’ (even though she reportedly made up her mind to leave 2 months ago), but now E! say’s that Steven Tyler and Randy Watson (typo that I’m keeping bc of this) might not be back either, and that Season 8 alum Adam Lambert is the popular choice to replace at least one of them.

“Popular” in this case being a very very relative term.

“They have been talking about Adam for over a month. He personifies the show, and will be a popular choice right from the start. He knows what it’s like to be on the receiving end of the judges’ comments, he has a human touch, and they know they can’t go wrong if they bring him on. He would be able to bring a unique perspective to the show. People love him.”

Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Fergie and Nicki Minaj are also being considered but with Lambert all those dumb family advocate groups would freak the fuck out so hopefully he’ll get hired. I hate those groups. I don’t give a shit if your stupid family is offended by nipples, profanity, or gay people on TV. Your family, your buzzkill God, your problem.

Adam Lambert arrested after a fight in a gay bar

By brendon December 22, 2011 @ 1:39 PM

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The Hollywood Reporter says that Adam Lambert and his boyfriend, Finnish reality star Sauli Koskinen, were briefly arrested after getting into a fight at a gay bar in Helsiniki. They go on to say that no one was injured, as if Adam Lambert hurting someone in a bar fight was an actual possibility.

Adam Lambert got in a fight. (they are fighting, right?)

By brendon September 17, 2010 @ 1:31 PM

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Adam Lambert is facing battery charges today after chasing down and beating up a paparazzi who was taking pictures of him on the beach in Miami yesterday. You may be wondering, “did this end with one of Adams friends showing his naked ass?” Of course it did. Why wouldn’t it!

But it’s important not to jump to any conclusions. We don’t know what started this. Pictures don’t always show the whole story. Like those pictures of a minority saying he wanted to fight and then me running away in tears.  Maybe I was running to a different fight somewhere else, against someone even tougher, and was crying because I was late.  Because that’s what was happening.  And then I won the fight.  With courage, and punches.

people are complaining about adam lambert

By brendon November 23, 2009 @ 4:59 PM

ABC says more than 1,500 people have registered complaints about Adam Lambert’s performance during last nights American Music Awards, which is making news today because of it’s gay sex slave fabulousness. If you haven’t seen it yet, consider yourself lucky.

There were also hostile comments online about the “American Idol” glam rocker who sang his new song “For Your Entertainment” on Sunday’s show with an elaborate, S&M-themed production. Lambert fondled a dancer, led another around on a leash, had a dancer briefly stick his head in Lambert’s crotch and kissed a man.

I have a long list of people to complain about before I get to the gays, but the people who do hate gays should be grateful for Adam Lambert. He’s all their deviant sparkly stereotypes come to life. It would be like if a Nazi found a covetous Jew weighing gold coins on a scale, or a racist found a black kid who looked like this.

People who hate gays should want their kids to see Lambert. It will probably freak them out. It freaks me out and I’m not even paying attention. Of course if seeing some dumb awards show makes your kid gay, you have way bigger problems than Adam Lambert. You better not let him watch ‘Apocalypto’. According to your logic he’ll turn into a Mayan warrior then eat your heart to steal your powers.

Little Nicky has his first single

By brendon October 21, 2009 @ 3:45 PM


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When Little Nicky was on ‘American Idol’ last year, many were wondering what he was gonna do in the studio because on stage he was at his best when singing over the top insanity and screaming like a woman. The answer was to have Alain Johannes and Natasha Shneider, who played with Queens of the Stone Age on ‘Songs for the Deaf’, write some over the top insanity where he could scream like a woman, then give it to that stupid ’2012′ movie.

In the video, the world seems to be falling apart, and I was very frightened, but Adams calm and level headed walking really put me at ease.

Adam Lambert might be gay

By brendon June 02, 2009 @ 6:29 AM

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You may find this hard to believe, but there’s been tons of debate over Adam Lamberts sexuality.   Oh I know, right?  What could it be?!?!  People seem to think he’s obligated to make some big public proclamation but quite frankly those people can go fuck themselves.   If the dude doesn’t want to make a big deal of his sexuality, good.  

I don’t think anyone cares if someone is gay anymore, but how he lives his life isn’t up to me.  He should be more worried about why his lover looks so unhappy in the banner picture.  My girlfriends only make that face when I try to kiss them.

(image source = fame.  full size jump = here)