Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have yet to publicly address the rumors about the demise of their marriage, but they were seen leaving a Kabbalah center in LA together, presumably after getting some kind of counseling. I have no idea if Kaballah can fix marriage, but their candles (with “a precise blend of 11 herbs”) sound delicious, and they sell enchanted yarn for under $20, so they seem legit. Shop around, you won’t find a better deal on magic string anywhere. (New York Post)

Good news everyone. Despite outlets like Radar and the New York Post saying that Demi Moore and Ashton Kurtcher have stopped following each other on twitter, a certain portense of doom in their marriage, my sources tell me it’s not true. And by “sources” I mean I went on his twitter and her twitter and looked. And there they are. So, now, I guess, we leave them alone for a while? I don’t even know anymore, last month I was told I couldn’t cyberbully people into suicide anymore, now you have me endlessly hounding Demi and Ashton. Make up your fucking mind, media.

Demi Moore has yet to comment on the rumors that she and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce because he cheated on her (again), which is probably more revealing than any of the actual reports. And though X17 online took a picture of him still wearing his wedding ring yesterday, a source told Entertainment Tonight that the couple have indeed split up.

On Thursday, a source close to Demi told Entertainment Tonight that the Ghost star is “sad, hurt and embarrassed” by the scandal.
The source went on to tell ET that “her and Ashton had been receiving counseling from Kabbalah over the summer to try to fix their marriage,” and the couple are now living apart.
Both Moore, 48, and Kutcher, 33, are still wearing their rings, but sources have told Star they have been doing that to keep the split quiet and that the marriage is in fact over.

Well I don’t know about you but I feel like if these two don’t get back together I’ll just die. Maybe not literally but I’ll be so heartbroken it might as well be.

Ashton Kutcher has taken to his twitter and facebook twice now in an effort to refute reports that he and his wife Demi Moore are having trouble in thier marriage, a goal which be helped considerably if Demi would say something too. But she doesn’t. It would also help if Ashton didn’t rely on coy allusions to a point instead of just saying something directly.

“Hey, Brendon, did you cheat on your girlfriend?”
“Ahh, well, as sonnet 116 says, ‘love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.’ ”
“Just answer the fuckin question, jackass.”

Yesterday the rumors started to swirl that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher might be headed for a divorce. Like all of you, I was devastated, but I held out hope because it was just Star and Radar, and they never get anything right. Unfortunately People has now put their detective caps on and found irrefutable proof.

(Demi and Ashton) have curbed their prolific Tweeting in some possibly telling ways.
On Sept. 23, Moore shared a quote from Greek philosopher Epictetus, writing, “When we are offended at any man’s fault, turn to yourself & study your own failings. Then you will forget your anger.”
The pair also spent their sixth wedding anniversary – Sept. 24 – apart.

Well there you have it, they’re done. Cicero was coy as always, but then Epictetus let the cat out of the bag, and word on the street now is that Seneca himself has confirmed it!

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