Ashton Kutcher supports Joe Paterno

By brendon November 10, 2011 @ 2:02 AM


In his defense, Ashton Kutcher seemed to have no idea why Joe Paterno was fired, and when things were explained, he quickly took this down and apologized repeatedly. And it seemed sincere. It’s hard to believe that he didn’t know, especially since Iowa and Penn State are in the same conference, but consider this; Ashton Kutcher is an idiot. And who knows, maybe he has a new girlfriend. Love can make the whole world slip away!

(source = twitter)

Ashton Kutcher posted a video

By brendon October 21, 2011 @ 2:17 PM

Ashton Kutcher posted a video today on his page because he said he wanted to open a little dialogue about honesty and the status of truth in literature. And if by “dialougue” he meant for me to call him an idiot, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Is the video pretentious and self-serving? You know it is brother! Because all he really does is imply that the tabloids are all lying about him cheating on his wife by mumbling and completely misrepresenting an essay by this guy, whose name Ashton pronounces as “Yoda”.

In Ashtons defense that is a bad ass name for a philosopher. I’m instantly inclined to believe anything told to me by someone named Yoda.

Two and a Half Mens ratings are down. And up.

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 1:30 PM


Replacing the lead actor on a successful show can be tricky, but so far CBS has done pretty well in replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher on ‘Two and a Half Men’. Despite being way down from the 28 million people who watched Kutchers debut, the rating for Mondays episode still pulled in almost 14.8 million viewers. An average episode last season with Sheen averaged around 12.7 million. When Sheen heard this, he ran the blade of a knife across the palm of his hand, clinched a fist as blood dripped onto a picture of Kutcher and vowed revenge.

(source = NY Daily News)

Demi is wearing her ring, more or less alive

By brendon October 18, 2011 @ 12:05 PM


The good news for Ahston Kutcher is that Demi Moore finally did something to kill the rumor that their marriage is essentially over by going to the premiere of ‘Margin Call’ in New York last night with her wedding ring on. The bad news is she looks like hell, a frail bony mess. If this were a movie, putting a ring on a hand that looks like that is when the spell would be broken, and she’d go back to being hot and a rainbow would appear over the castle. Clearly this is not a movie.

(image source = inf)

a moving truck left Ashtons house

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 12:36 PM





There were movers at Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores house yesterday. Does this mean they’re separating for realz? Or did some clever bastard at Wetzel and Sons simply figure out how to get some free advertising? My heart is in my throat right now from all the suspense.

(source = bauer-griffin)

Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal had unprotected sex

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 11:48 AM


So apprently Sara Leal did an interview with Us weekly as well as the Sun, and the headline from this one is that Ashton did not use a condom when he banged the stranger he just met in Vegas. Which is dumb but I hardly blame him. You could slam my dick in a car door when I have a condom on.

(more bikini pics of Sara on celebuzz)