Two and a Half Mens ratings are down. And up.

By brendon October 19, 2011 @ 1:30 PM

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Replacing the lead actor on a successful show can be tricky, but so far CBS has done pretty well in replacing Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher on ‘Two and a Half Men’. Despite being way down from the 28 million people who watched Kutchers debut, the rating for Mondays episode still pulled in almost 14.8 million viewers. An average episode last season with Sheen averaged around 12.7 million. When Sheen heard this, he ran the blade of a knife across the palm of his hand, clinched a fist as blood dripped onto a picture of Kutcher and vowed revenge.

(source = NY Daily News)

Demi is wearing her ring, more or less alive

By brendon October 18, 2011 @ 12:05 PM

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The good news for Ahston Kutcher is that Demi Moore finally did something to kill the rumor that their marriage is essentially over by going to the premiere of ‘Margin Call’ in New York last night with her wedding ring on. The bad news is she looks like hell, a frail bony mess. If this were a movie, putting a ring on a hand that looks like that is when the spell would be broken, and she’d go back to being hot and a rainbow would appear over the castle. Clearly this is not a movie.

(image source = inf)

a moving truck left Ashtons house

By brendon October 14, 2011 @ 12:36 PM

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O.

M.

G.

There were movers at Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moores house yesterday. Does this mean they’re separating for realz? Or did some clever bastard at Wetzel and Sons simply figure out how to get some free advertising? My heart is in my throat right now from all the suspense.

(source = bauer-griffin)

Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal had unprotected sex

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 11:48 AM

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So apprently Sara Leal did an interview with Us weekly as well as the Sun, and the headline from this one is that Ashton did not use a condom when he banged the stranger he just met in Vegas. Which is dumb but I hardly blame him. You could slam my dick in a car door when I have a condom on.

(more bikini pics of Sara on celebuzz)

Sara Leal says she and Ashton had sex for 2 hours

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 10:37 AM

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Sara Leal is the girl at the center of the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore cheating controversy, because a few months ago she was on her knees at the center of Ashton Kutcher. Well now she’s done her first interview, with the Sun, and Ashton will no doubt have mixed emotions about this. The highlights:

– he wanted a three way with her friend but that didnt happen.
– they had sex for two hours.
– he told her he was separated from Demi.

Sara said: “We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. One thing led to another. He was good but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy. I was attracted to him and he was attracted to me.
“He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.”
Sara told how they fell asleep after their romp. Then Ashton congratulated himself on his conquest before she left at around 9am on Saturday, September 24 — his wedding anniversary.
Sara said: “The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. OK, I did good! You’re really pretty.’ “

“Just checking. OK, I did good”? The fuck? That’s a pretty weird thing to say to a strange girl you banged while you were drunk. It’s like he’s been fooled before. At least he seemed happy when it turned out she was a girl, or else this interview would have taken a really weird turn.

everything is gonna be ok! or not!

By brendon October 11, 2011 @ 6:29 PM

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Last night Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife Demi Moore not once but twice, and the reason people say “the silence is deafening” is because of situations like this. Because she never replied. In fact she stil hasn’t done anything to quiet the rumors that he cheated on her and they’re getting a divorce. This would be a pretty easy rumor to kill if she wanted too, but she won’t say a word, and he seems to be getting more and more desperate. It’s almost like watching one of those bullying suicides play out in front of us.

(image source = fame)