By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 2:21 AM
Demi Moore reportedly met with a divorce attorney on Friday after weeks of rumors claiming that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on her. After having a three way with some hot 23-year-old strangers in a hot tub in Vegas, he’ll be hard pressed to save his marriage to his 48-year-old wife. What devastating news. Someone should take away his belt and shoelaces.
By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 11:44 AM
Even though Ashton Kutcher has now apologized for banging some random girls in a hot tub in Vegas on their wedding anniversary, his wife Demi Moore is STILL making a big deal out of it and refuses to forgive him. Typical woman! He’s popular, why can’t she just be happy for him?
A stressed-out Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her withSara Leal and the marriage is over despite a last-ditch attempt at counseling.
“They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They separated about six weeks ago. Both went to Kaballah counseling hoping to save the marriage. But it’s over now.”
Oh, the Kaballah counseling didn’t work? I’m stunned beyond belief. Has he been wearing his sorcerers string? And it still didn’t work? Maybe he needed even more magic, like a bewitched snap bracelet or a hexed pair of shoes.
By brendon October 06, 2011 @ 9:40 AM
With new details about him cheating on Demi Moore coming out every day, Ashton Kutcher was seen leaving an office in LA, and he looked pretty depressed. Maybe because he was trying to go to the Hipster Dipshit Hat store and they were closed. Awww, just go back tomorrow honey, it’ll be ok.
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By brendon October 05, 2011 @ 7:16 PM
Both Us and Life and Style say today that not only are the rumors that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore true, but he did it a lot. Even on their wedding anniversary. With two girls in a hot tub in Vegas. This dude knows how to party!
How did Ashton Kutcher ring in his sixth wedding anniversary with Demi Moore on Sept. 24?
With a raucous, Demi-free party at the San Diego Hard Rock Hotel — which culminated in a sexual encounter in a hot tub with local blonde Sara Leal and her pal in his $2,500-a-night hotel suite. (Moore, 48, was elsewhere in the U.S. promoting her directorial work for the Lifetime short film project 5.)
The media is really trying to paint Ashton as the villain in all this, but if they want that to work they probably shouldn’t make what he was doing sound so completely fucking awesome, not to mention reasonable if the opportunity were to present itself.
By brendon October 03, 2011 @ 1:34 PM
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have yet to publicly address the rumors about the demise of their marriage, but they were seen leaving a Kabbalah center in LA together, presumably after getting some kind of counseling. I have no idea if Kaballah can fix marriage, but their candles (with “a precise blend of 11 herbs”) sound delicious, and they sell enchanted yarn for under $20, so they seem legit. Shop around, you won’t find a better deal on magic string anywhere. (New York Post)
By brendon September 30, 2011 @ 5:03 PM
Good news everyone. Despite outlets like Radar and the New York Post saying that Demi Moore and Ashton Kurtcher have stopped following each other on twitter, a certain portense of doom in their marriage, my sources tell me it’s not true. And by “sources” I mean I went on his twitter and her twitter and looked. And there they are. So, now, I guess, we leave them alone for a while? I don’t even know anymore, last month I was told I couldn’t cyberbully people into suicide anymore, now you have me endlessly hounding Demi and Ashton. Make up your fucking mind, media.