oh this looks comfortable

The last two days have been filled with reports detailing an alleged affair between Ashton Kutcher and a girl named Britney Jones, but to maybe take some of the heat off, today Kutcher and his wife Demi Moore made an appearance in New York to launch the Real Men Campaign... read more

Ashton Kutchers mistress Brittney Jones is naked

Um. There's not much to add to that headline. Three weeks ago Star magazine said Ashton Kutcher was cheating on Demi Moore, and then they said it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and now Radar also says it was with a girl named Brittney Jones, and under the cut are... read more

Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore. With this.

Ashton Kutcher was first accused of cheating on his wife Demi Moore about 3 weeks ago, and so he went on twitter and said... "I think Star magazine calling me a "cheater" qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees." And while we're on the topic of... read more

Ashton Kutcher is an idiot

On the same day that Star claimed Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore (which he denied this afternoon on twitter: "I think Star magazine calling me a 'cheater' qualifies as defamation of character. I hope my lawyer agrees."), the Daily News has a story about Demi... read more

Ashton Kutcher is cheating on Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore started dating in 2003 and got married in 2005, but they've always been an unlikely couple. Not because of the 15 year age difference (she's 47, he's 32) but because she's a good actress and seems nice, whereas he's a smug fuking retard. In... read more

Demi Moore is a good dancer

Demi Moore and her way cool husband Ashton Kutcher were on stage at a Snoop Dog concert in Vegas Friday night (good luck figuring out which race should be more embarrassed by that statement), and while Ashton sat and pantomimed, "I'm a jackass with no improv skills" to... read more

i'd like to hear what ashton kutcher has to say

After you're done admiring this picture of Ashton Kutcher driving his 15,000 pound CXT truck which gets 7 miles to the gallon, you should check out this video of Ashton blaming the Republicans for the BP oil spill and shedding a tear for the environment. As you watch it... read more

fuck you ashton kutcher

Ashton Kutcher dated Brittany Murphy for almost two years, and they never went public with it but they might have even been engaged before breaking up in 2003, so when the shocking news of her untimely death broke yesterday, he composed himself long enough to write a... read more

Its a show about models

Ashton Kutchers magic touch seems to have struck gold once again. He's a producer on "the Beautiful Life", a new show that ignored all logic and cast Mischa Barton as a model. Will anyone watch a show like this? Sometimes critics try to save shows they love with a big... read more

Shut the hell up Ashton

Hollywood actors are often pretty dumb, and many really famous actors are practically retarded. Their job is to read a sentence and then a few days later say it out loud, and they can rarely even do that on the first try, but for some reason they think this makes them... read more

everyone loves actors

Ashton Kutcher posted a video this morning to document his little hissy fit because a construction crew was working next door at 7:30 am. He pans the camera around his custom built million-dollar estate (what time was that built?) and calls his neighbor a, "fuckin... read more

ASHTON KUTCHER IS A "DOUCHE"

I’m sorry to use such salty language in the headline, but those little kids are the ones who said it, not me. Also I apologize because this is apparently not new but I somehow missed it until I heard Stern talk about it yesterday. Anyway, as has been well documented,... read more