Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal had unprotected sex

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 11:48 AM


So apprently Sara Leal did an interview with Us weekly as well as the Sun, and the headline from this one is that Ashton did not use a condom when he banged the stranger he just met in Vegas. Which is dumb but I hardly blame him. You could slam my dick in a car door when I have a condom on.

(more bikini pics of Sara on celebuzz)

Sara Leal says she and Ashton had sex for 2 hours

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 10:37 AM


Sara Leal is the girl at the center of the Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore cheating controversy, because a few months ago she was on her knees at the center of Ashton Kutcher. Well now she’s done her first interview, with the Sun, and Ashton will no doubt have mixed emotions about this. The highlights:

– he wanted a three way with her friend but that didnt happen.
– they had sex for two hours.
– he told her he was separated from Demi.

Sara said: “We had sex twice. Everything felt natural. We were having a good time. One thing led to another. He was good but it wasn’t weird or perverted or creepy. I was attracted to him and he was attracted to me.
“He had great endurance. We were up for a while. It was about two hours.”
Sara told how they fell asleep after their romp. Then Ashton congratulated himself on his conquest before she left at around 9am on Saturday, September 24 — his wedding anniversary.
Sara said: “The last thing I remember him saying was he did a good job. We woke up and I was wearing a robe. He opened it up and I was like, ‘What are you doing?’ He was like, ‘Just checking. OK, I did good! You’re really pretty.’ “

“Just checking. OK, I did good”? The fuck? That’s a pretty weird thing to say to a strange girl you banged while you were drunk. It’s like he’s been fooled before. At least he seemed happy when it turned out she was a girl, or else this interview would have taken a really weird turn.

everything is gonna be ok! or not!

By brendon October 11, 2011 @ 6:29 PM


Last night Ashton Kutcher tweeted his wife Demi Moore not once but twice, and the reason people say “the silence is deafening” is because of situations like this. Because she never replied. In fact she stil hasn’t done anything to quiet the rumors that he cheated on her and they’re getting a divorce. This would be a pretty easy rumor to kill if she wanted too, but she won’t say a word, and he seems to be getting more and more desperate. It’s almost like watching one of those bullying suicides play out in front of us.

(image source = fame)

Demi Moore met with a divorce attorney

By brendon October 10, 2011 @ 2:21 AM

Demi Moore reportedly met with a divorce attorney on Friday after weeks of rumors claiming that Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on her. After having a three way with some hot 23-year-old strangers in a hot tub in Vegas, he’ll be hard pressed to save his marriage to his 48-year-old wife. What devastating news. Someone should take away his belt and shoelaces.


Demi Moore cant forgive Ashton Kutcher

By brendon October 07, 2011 @ 11:44 AM


Even though Ashton Kutcher has now apologized for banging some random girls in a hot tub in Vegas on their wedding anniversary, his wife Demi Moore is STILL making a big deal out of it and refuses to forgive him. Typical woman! He’s popular, why can’t she just be happy for him?

A stressed-out Demi Moore can’t forgive Ashton Kutcher for cheating on her withSara Leal and the marriage is over despite a last-ditch attempt at counseling.
“They’ve been in counseling,” a source close to the situation told Radar. “They separated about six weeks ago. Both went to Kaballah counseling hoping to save the marriage. But it’s over now.”

Oh, the Kaballah counseling didn’t work? I’m stunned beyond belief. Has he been wearing his sorcerers string? And it still didn’t work? Maybe he needed even more magic, like a bewitched snap bracelet or a hexed pair of shoes.

Ashton Kutcher has a frowny face

By brendon October 06, 2011 @ 9:40 AM


With new details about him cheating on Demi Moore coming out every day, Ashton Kutcher was seen leaving an office in LA, and he looked pretty depressed. Maybe because he was trying to go to the Hipster Dipshit Hat store and they were closed. Awww, just go back tomorrow honey, it’ll be ok.

(image source = inf)