02.02.2012 Ashton has finally visited Demi

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Ashton Kutcher has been criticized lately because he’s essentially done nothing to show any kind of support for Demi Moore since she was hospitalized last week, but keep in mind that Ashton Kutcher is a jackass. Seems unrealistic to think that was just gonna magically stop now.

Thankfully, E! says he’s finally found time in his busy schedule to swing by.

On Wednesday, Bruce Willis was spotted paying a visit to (Demi). Later in the day … Ashton Kutcher was seen pulling into the actress’ driveway in a blacked-out Lexus.

That’s not a bad impulse actually. Just do that Ashton. Just follow Bruce Willis around and do whatever he does, since he seems to know what he’s doing, and you’re practically retarded.

02.01.2012 it could have been Zac Efron tweeting Demi Moores ass

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Had he played his cards right, 24-year-old Zac Efron could have been the next young Hollywood hunk having three-ways with 49-year-old Demi Moore. Or, played his cards wrong, whichever the case may be.

“(Demi) has been really down (since separating from Ashton Kutcher), and she’s surrounding herself with young people to make her feel better,” an insider tells Us magazine.
One of Moore’s favorite young stars to party with — and flirt with — is daughter Rumer Willis’s longtime friend Zac Efron, a hunk nine years younger than Kutcher, 33.
A wired, gaunt Moore “tracked down” Efron at a party in Venice. “She seemed out of her mind at this party.”

So this could have been just like the scene in ‘New Years Eve’ when Zac kissed Michelle Pfeiffer, except this time, the game is for real!!!

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12.14.2011 Demi Moore is still MrsKutcher

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Demi Moore hasn’t been on twitter much lately, but she was this morning, saying… well you can see what she said. She said she’s keeping her now awkward sounding account. She’s still MrsKutcher, both on twitter and in my heart. It was the greatest romance of my lifetime!

12.01.2011 Demi Moore is probably not dating that new jackass

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Earlier today there was a story claiming Demi Moore was dating some new guy I’ve never heard of, but now Us says that’s not true, and they do it with the most forced introduction possible.

Demi Moore has a lovely complexion, but no, she is not dating skin care mogul Scott-Vincent Borba. 
(Sources confirm) that Borba is just another one of Moore’s platonic pals.

In defense of that first story, I don’t think it was based on the fact that she has a lovely complexion. She has nice shoes too, that wouldn’t lead me to assume she was banging a cobbler.

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12.01.2011 Demi Moore might be dating this jackass now

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Radar says today that, according to a source, Demi Moore is moving on from Ashton Kutcher by dating “beauty mogul to the stars, Scott-Vincent Borba.” They say, “Borba is the mid-30’s founder and CEO of BORBA skin care products — endorsed by Hollywood starlets such as Ashley Greene, Mila Kunis, Stacy Keibler and AnnaLynne McCord.”

And yet at the launch party for his skin care book in January, the biggest celebrity there was perennial red-carpet barnacle Phoebe Price. So I get the feeling Radars source for all this might be Scott-Vincent Borba. It doesn’t help that I assume any white guy with a hyphen in his name is gay. I also assume any black guy with a hyphen in his name is good at football, which is maybe why I lose so much money gambling on football.

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11.29.2011 its Courteney Cox, a really short skirt

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Courteney Cox went to Spago in Beverly Hills last night, and when she got into her car you could kind of see her panties. Which is noteworthy if for no other reason than it’s one of the few stories today that won’t get the “dead people” tag. If Ashton Kutcher can’t get over Demi Moore he should start dating Courteney, because they look almost identical, and Ashton Kutcher is a moron.

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