Is Every Hollywood Story Now About Rape Accusations? Pretty Much, Yeah

November 3, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Danny Masterson now stands accused by four different women of rape in the early 2000's, during the height of his popularity on That 70's Show.


Ashton Kutcher Pillar of Character

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It doesn't make you a great humanitarian to share in your good fortune, though it can if you learn to say the right things at awards banquets. "I do what I can" and "I only wish I could do... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher Went Incognito to an Asian Massage Parlor But You Shouldn’t Read Into it

December 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Daily Mail broke down twenty framesĀ of Ashton Kutcher leaving an L.A. area strip mall Asian massage parlor like it was the Zapruder film in the Kennedy Assassination. They followed quickly with a declarative that many men go to... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Whatever

July 6, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The inexplicably famous purveyors of awful shit Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis finally got married even though it was widely assumed they already are and people were waiting for them to get into a plane crash. Kunis dropped a... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Keeping the Douchebaby

June 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The two things keeping us from being one of those countries where Hollywood women buy babies is premium cable and birth control. You can thank HBO and the earnest folks at Planned Parenthood with their low carbon footprint Hoover-9000... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Won’t Reveal Anything About The Douchebaby (VIDEO)

May 9, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Mila Kunis knows the gender of the baby that she’s currently expecting with Ashton Kutcher, and she also has a name picked out, but she won’t reveal any of those details because it’s none of our business or something.... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Hit Stagecoach With Her Good Old Boy

April 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It was Ashton Kutcher‘s favorite time of year again, as the tech savvy terrible actor headed to Indio, California for the Stagecoach Country Music Festival, which covers up the stench left by Coachella’s drug-abusing hipsters with even cheaper beer... READ MORE

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant With A Douchebaby

March 24, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

If she was trying to hide the fact that she is pregnant, then Mila Kunis did a pretty terrible job. Ashton Kutcher‘s future wife was reportedly spotted at a pre-natal yoga workout in Hollywood, and she obviously had the... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher And Mila Kunis Are Engaged

February 28, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Confirming what everyone has known for what feels like years, or at least since he dumped his grandmother’s bridge partner, Ashton Kutcher has reportedly finally put an engagement ring on Mila Kunis‘ finger. The co-stars of That 70s Show... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Threatened Ashton Kutcher

February 8, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Despite the fact that he’s collecting paycheck after paycheck on his own terrible show, Charlie Sheen is apparently still pissed off and bitter that Two and a Half Men moved on without him. Meanwhile, most of us are still... READ MORE



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