Claudia Galanti is photogenic

The photo agency for these said, "Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti shows off her hot bikini body on the beach in Miami", and I don't know where Paraguayan is, but her ass is amazing, so I assume it's what the bible calls the really nice areas in Heaven. (image source = fame/flynet) [gallery id="6380"]

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world cup girl larissa riquelme still wants to get naked

Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she'd run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup. The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa understands the healing powers of hot girls with huge breasts, and so yesterday she said she's gonna do it anyway. "It will be a present to all of the...

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u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls feel bad about themselves simultaneously. Her sexy way of getting the mail went over much better than mine, which is when I go out in nothing but an...read more

katy perry knows how to dress

Speaking of Katy Perry, she wore this fantastically designed leotard to a dance studio yesterday in Hollywood. I don't know which studio in particular though. Try looking through the police blotter in today's paper. If there's a story about dozens of guy jerking off at the window of a dance studio, that should be the one. (source = fame pictures) [gallery ids="494671,494681,494691,494701"]

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