Claudia Galanti is photogenic

By brendon December 07, 2012 @ 5:37 PM

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The photo agency for these said, “Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti shows off her hot bikini body on the beach in Miami”, and I don’t know where Paraguayan is, but her ass is amazing, so I assume it’s what the bible calls the really nice areas in Heaven.

(image source = fame/flynet)

world cup girl larissa riquelme still wants to get naked

By brendon July 05, 2010 @ 2:28 PM

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Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she’d run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup.

The bad news is that Paraguay lost to Spain on Saturday. The good news is Larissa understands the healing powers of hot girls with huge breasts, and so yesterday she said she’s gonna do it anyway.

“It will be a present to all of the players, and for all the people in Paraguay to enjoy, because they tried as hard as possible and gave it their all on the field.”

Even though I’d rather see more of this Argentinian girl who emailed pictures of her amazing naked ass, and even though Larissa has been naked before (pictures here), this is still terrific news. Latin girls are so hot.  They have really pretty skin, and they usually have long hair and big tits and according to porn most of them do anal, but I’m scared to date them because they’re all insane.

It’s not that I think she’d kill me, but I think she would know people that would kill me, probably her brother. And then we’d have a fight about something dumb like a movie and she’d go tell him that I raped her. 10 minutes she’d have calmed down and forgotten about the whole thing, but that’s 5 minutes after what the cops would later describe as an “explosion of gunfire”.

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u-s-a, u-s-a, u-s-a!!!

By brendon June 24, 2010 @ 9:16 AM

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Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it was the most efficient way to make other countries and ugly girls feel bad about themselves simultaneously. Her sexy way of getting the mail went over much better than mine, which is when I go out in nothing but an open bathrobe while swigging from a plastic bottle of Old Crow.

(source = pacific coast)

katy perry knows how to dress

By brendon January 27, 2010 @ 4:28 PM

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Speaking of Katy Perry, she wore this fantastically designed leotard to a dance studio yesterday in Hollywood. I don’t know which studio in particular though. Try looking through the police blotter in today’s paper. If there’s a story about dozens of guy jerking off at the window of a dance studio, that should be the one.

(source = fame pictures)