From what I understand, “Twilight” is super cool, and I bet once I see it my soul will fall under it’s erotic spell of forbidden love and hushed affection.   Until then, I have no idea who Ashley Greene is,... READ MORE

MIKE TYSON –  his 4-year-old daughter is on life support after being found hanging from a treadmill cord.  What a pervert!  (source = us.com) WEEKEND BOX OFFICE –  “Star Trek” came in third, bringing it’s three week haul to... READ MORE

Memorial Day is the day in the US when we celebrate Americas Number One-edness by reflecting on our militaries unrivaled ability to kick everyones ass thanks to the unmatched killing power of our Gears Of War-type weaponry that will... READ MORE

I was trying to think of some reasons to call Orlando Bloom an asshole because I resent him being at Cannes on a yacht with Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr, but then it dawned on me I’ve never heard... READ MORE

I don’t know who the hot piece is with the thong and huge implants, but I bet Hayden is real jealous and pissed off that she got to go on the yacht. Stumpy midget transsexuals are always real jealous... READ MORE

I don’t know if these two pictures of Britney on vacation this week have been photoshopped or what, but she looks incredible here, so to be honest I don’t actually care.  This is how I want her to look,... READ MORE

I could have sworn that Britney didn’t have any tits 24 hours ago, when she was wearing virtually the same thing. I’ve given up trying to figure out how women do this, how their bodies change so dramatically from... READ MORE

Coco Cox must be a prodigy at getting girls out of their tops (nsfw here) because as these pictures – exclusive to Mavrix Online – show, it’s not as easy as you might think. Next time Jayden should start... READ MORE

Britney doesn’t look bad in these new bikini pictures taken yesterday in the Caribbean, but it would certainly help if she could walk 10 feet without swingin her arms around like bigfoot. She could also use some big implants... READ MORE

These pictures of Kelly Brook on vacation in the Caribbean don’t really convey how pretty her face is, but as luck would have it, there’s not a single guy on earth who is going to care about that. READ MORE