05.22.2009 Hahaha, you suck Hayden

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I don’t know who the hot piece is with the thong and huge implants, but I bet Hayden is real jealous and pissed off that she got to go on the yacht. Stumpy midget transsexuals are always real jealous of sexy people like me and that goddess with the big tits.

(NOTE: Hollywood funnyman Joe Rogan seems concerned. SECOND NOTE: not really.)

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(207) Comments

  1. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:27

    Hollywood “funnyman” Joe Rogan?

    Now THAT is sarcasm of the highest order…..

  2. The Itinerant Tony Stark 05/22/2009 08:28

    I’d like to sign Hayden up for my new sports league:

    The Midget Football League.

  3. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:28

    I’d ass fuck “Hayden”….

    …and I dislike the brown starfish….

  4. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:29

    Who is that behind Hayden on the Jet Ski (or personal watercraft)?

    Her nanny?

  5. Texas Stunt Sock 05/22/2009 08:29

    Is that a diaper?

  6. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:30

    We are gang-raping this thread so far……

  7. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:31

    I like the chick with the juicy pussy…..

  8. Texas Stunt Sock 05/22/2009 08:32

    Itinerant? Merriam Webster much?

  9. SomeoneluvsU 05/22/2009 08:32

    She is still wearing her costume for her role in the re-make of Spartacus.

    (Helen of Troll)

  10. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:33

    TSS….

    …what choo talkin’ ’bout…..

  11. The Interactive Tony Stark 05/22/2009 08:34

    Women I would be more interested in seeing stories about than Hayden, Britney, Madonna, Angelina and Gwenyth because they aren’t skanks and they’re too obscure to always be in the news:

    Alexa Davalos
    Natalie Imbruglia
    Cristina Scabbia
    Amy Lee
    Leslie Bibb
    Amy Mainzer

    (this list is incomplete)

  12. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:34

    When she grows out of that training bra…..I’ll be all over it…..

  13. RemSteale 05/22/2009 08:34

    I do like the final picture….

  14. Texas Stunt Sock 05/22/2009 08:35

    He knows to what I am referring…

    Mr. Stark changes his “I” word on a regular (daily?) basis.

  15. The Interactive Tony Stark 05/22/2009 08:35

    TSS, in regards to “Itinerant”: Why yes, I use the Merriam Webster dictionary and thesaurus.

  16. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:36

    A long time ago “Dudeabides” wrote something about Hayden running around naked wearing “only a scrunchie”……

    An image I’ll never forget…..

    http://tinyurl.com/oakg5d

  17. Texas Stunt Sock 05/22/2009 08:38

    Juliya Chernetsky
    Liz Phair
    Michelle Branch
    Flo from Progressive
    Paleomiz

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    (alright - kidding on that last one)

  18. Rick (with a silent P) 05/22/2009 08:38

    We know why hot chick got to go on the yacht…I call it “look at the last pic”

  19. Observer (un-banned; How?) 05/22/2009 08:39

    TITS….

    nice “i s”

    A long time ago….my boss told a group of us that HER boss had referred to her as “peripatetic”…..

    …I suggested that she had mis-heard …and had actually said “very pathetic”

  20. The Interactive Tony Stark 05/22/2009 08:39

    Glad you were kidding, TSS.

    Juliya needs to do Uranium again. That show always got my goth/metal weenie to vibrate watching her.

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