From what I understand, “Twilight” is super cool, and I bet once I see it my soul will fall under it’s erotic spell of forbidden love and hushed affection. Until then, I have no idea who Ashley Greene is, but she was in a bikini this weekend and I can prove it.
According to her IMDb page, “Ashley had to learn to pitch like a professional for the baseball scene in Twilight.” According to youtube, “No. No she didn’t.” Thankfully the Twilight fanbase doesn’t watch sports or exercise and probably thinks “baseball” is some kind of quidditch rip-off, so Ashley could have thrown the ball with her feet and no one would have ever said a word.
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I am a stranger in a strange land….
pic 3…the combination of mannish shoulders and breasts has my penis looking at me like a confused puppy…but luckily for me, self-abuse wins again in a landslide!!! yay democracy!!
I love NY.
Why?
I see girls that hot and hotter everyday. Generally they are not in bikinis but one did just walk by my desk and I would just…
Only thing I can think of when I hear about these teeny-bopper, Tiger Beat movies and books is that mouth breather actor with hydrocephaly who’s supposed to be the star or something. Jesus, that dude is one ugly mah’fuckah.
Now we have the choice of blurry pics or blurry pics in HQ…..thanks…
I read blah blah twilight, and just went to the comments…Neither this bitch, nor the post got more then 5 seconds from me…
diane, you mean *this* mouth-breather? (SFW)
http://tinyurl.com/atcp3j
gay…
Rick, that guy looks like someone took Hugh Grant and hit him in the face with a bag of doorknobs.
Also, is it just me or does that guy ALWAYS look stoned?
no ass shots?
i can’t even say something like, “i’d thrust and pound until her ovaries were “bone-dry”.”
Alaskan fishing is hard work and getting a boner to this girl is even harder…
“..he doesn’t play by anybody’s rules..not even his own.”
Its the downs looking eyes Douche….
she’s got a whopper for a pussy. it probably smiles at you sideways. baring fangs and all.
If she had any sense…..as soon as she noticed the photographer…..she should have taken off her bathing suit….leaned over….and shaken her tits…..
That’s my recommendation….
who???
SupB - He does look rather like a dullard doesn’t he?
I really cannot lie I would do body shots off this chick.
“Ashley had to learn to pitch like a professional for the baseball scene in Twilight.”
Fortunately, Robert Pattinson has been a professional “catcher” for many years; hence, he had no need for training…of course, this did not stop him from additional “BP” to maintain his edge…what a consummate (consummating?) professional!!
it’s the eyes, it’s the gigantic head, and the fact that he walks around looking like that kid from little people big world who can’t close his damn mouth. i want to walk up behind him and staple his fucking jaw shut. yes, both of them.
A bag of doorknobs? Very nice!
He is one ugly mofo, that’s for sure.
I don’t know who this girl is, but she’s not fucking worthy of being photographed in a biniki.
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