Nick Gordon Can't Pay For His Murders

There are a few drawbacks to marrying your loser adopted elder brother. Firstly, people tend to discuss how weird it is. This can lead you to be kind of a recluse like Woody Allen. Also, it means the guy is kind of a weirdo and might kill you. read more

Bobby Brown Wins $36 Million for His Dead Daughter

When an older drug addict dies in the bathtub in the Beverly Hilton, everybody shakes their heads and pretends they didn't see it coming. When her daughter goes the same way for the same reason, everybody demands an investigation. Watching a twenty-year old girl die is... read more

Nick Gordon Filled With the Christmas Spirit

Nick Gordon mailed out a Christmas card featuring he and a Photoshopped Bobbi Kristina Brown just as happy as a couple can be when one of them drowned in a bathtub ten months earlier. Gordon remains a suspect in Bobbi Kristina's death and is currently facing a civil suit... read more

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Bobbi Kristina Brown Passes

Bobbi Kristina Brown passed away at twenty-two after six months in a coma, surrounded by her close friends and family, more commonly knownas her killers. Normally you might blame a junkie for their their own damn bath tub drowning, but when an infant is handed a crack... read more

Bobbi Kristina Encircled in Love

Bobbi Kristina Brown's family surrounded her in her hospice facility where she is fading out to a better elsewhere. The family is biding their time with Jumble puzzles and subtly mentioning that maybe the lawyer guy could read the will soonish as they all have plans for... read more

Bobbi Kristina's Fable Coming to an End

Horrible people doom their kids to lives of misery all the time. It serves us well to be reminded of this when it happens to famous people. Bobbi Kristina Brown's drug encrusted family is finally pulling the plug on herlife support, their strategies in place for going... read more

Bobbi Kristina Ghoul Pool Warming Up

Bobbi Kristina isn't heading into the afterlife without the assistance of those who helped her get there. Bobby Brown's sisters are filming a reality show about their experiences suffering through their niece's drowning and coma. You can't imagine their anguish.... read more

Bobbi Kristina Parented to Death

When you're in a family that lies incessantly about drug use,they seem to get even worse. The sole offspring of two self-obsessed snorting and smoking entertainers never stood a chance. It's one thing when some weak willed adult picks up the pipe to face down their... read more

Bobbi Kristina Never Had a Chance

Being the kid of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown is like winning the lottery where you get money but everything else in your lifeissupremely fucked up forever more. So, just like the regular lottery. Just for kicks, the authorities are calling Bobbi Kristina face down in... read more

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Bobbi Kristina Brown's Brother Husband Says Fatties Need to Stop Hating

Bobbi Kristina Brown wants everybody who's worried about her to take a chill pill. She has a couple in her purse if you don't have your own. She says she just takes after her mother, Whitney Houston. That ought to ease health concerns. She was talking specifically about... read more

Bobbi Kristina is marrying her "adopted brother"

Whitney Houston believed the children were our future, teach them well and something something, but not if you're a drug addict. Crack heads shouldn't be teaching the children a god damn thing. But Whitney did and now her daughter Bobbi Kristina is a gap toothed idiot... read more

Whitney Houstons daughter got a WH tat

Bobbi Kristina and her pussy-whipped boyfriend went out last night and got some tattoos of doves and "WH" on their wrists in honor of today, Whitney Houston's 49th birthday. Bobbi tweeted: "Once it hits 12 am mommy it's your birthday & I am going2celebrate it2thee... read more