The crowning achievement of Brandon Davis' life was when he called Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch", but please don't think he's a one trick pony who only knows slang for "vagina". Turns out he knows slurs for gay and black people too. Why there's no limit to the people he can annoy and now run away from in fear. As a filthy drunk mick, I'm all like, hey, what about me?
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Fist?
brandon davis should have been the star of back to the future, cause he just brought me back to 1965! yow! woo!
Heavens! Such language from little boys!
I'm pretty sure the "label" for Drunk Micks is "Typical".
The paps need to come up with some better comebacks.
I'm sure him's daddeh is so prouuuuuuud.
Brandon Davis - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Brandon Davis (born Brandon Zarif in 1979) is an American society figure and all-around asshole. He has no redeeming qualities. …
Look at that ^ ^ ^, that's what comes up when you google this douches name. Sadly the actual article has changed, and I for one, question the validity of the new version.
In these troubled times should we really be disparaging modern hygienic practices by using the term "douchebag" as an insult?
does he think this is white boy day?
what? LA society types don't like black's? who would have thought it?
I’m sure you could find a dirty hobo holding a ‘will work for food’ sign standing on a median somewhere and get him to say disparaging things about blacks and what-not.
The difference between that guy and Brandon Davis? Brandon hit the birth lottery.
Who the fuck cares what he says? Why is it news?
Brandon Davis aka Brandon Zarif aka Brandon the Greasy Slug, is half Turkish. His grandmother bought off his dad. You'd think he'd be a bit sensitive about racial slurs, considering people of middle-eastern decent are on the hot spot these days. He makes Paris look intelligent and productive.
His father must be
so proudwondering why he didn't ask for a retroactive abortion.Today is the anniversary of MLK's death. What poetry.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brandon_davis
The asshole comment is back up :)
Who?
The paparazzi need to stop following this asshole around.
He should be treated like the insignificant snot-bag that he is.
From that wikipage NOW? *is laughing*
Brandon Davis (born Greasy Crotch in 1979) is an American society figure and an all-around genius who found the cure for his retardation was to hang around with an even bigger retard in Paris Hilton.
SOMEONE is a genius.
Hey, Mo, I laughed loud and hearty.
Why does his family keep supplying him with $?? If he were my kid he wouldn't be riding around in limosuines… he'd be working at Burger Kind and living in a shit studio apartment learning some humility and what it's like to live in the "real world." They should put his picture next to the definition for "douche bag"