Kim Kardashian was hanging out with Brandon "Firecrotch" Davis last night, which by itself means very little, and as it turns out when combined with other things still means very little. Because she’s a talentless nobody with a big tits and he’s a talentless nobody with even bigger tits (BAM). But he was in the news yesterday as his parents 20 million dollar Bel Air home is set to be auctioned off because they can no longer make the payments.
The family, of course, inherited their money from Brandon’s grandfather, self-made oil billionaire Marvin Davis. Sadly his kids and grandkids don’t have his ambition (he at one time owned 20th Century Fox and the Denver Broncos), and they quickly pissed away his 5.8 billion dollar empire.
Brandon did his part to throw away their money by being a comically inept gambler, according to Hollywood, Interrupted. And they should know, because they’re pretty much the best fucking website in the world.
“One of the worst ones that ever happened to me was Brandon Davis," says Jack Ninio, a professional gambler and former Vegas bookie who divides his time between Mexico and Costa Rica, discussing the times Davis has burned him over the years. "Paying him out an astronomical amount of money, and then just having him turn around and pay nothing.
"I was with my wife in New York a few years ago, and we were in a limo with George Maloof [owner of the Palms Casino in Las Vegas], Joe Francis, Brandon Davis and a few other people that I didn't know. And somehow, I heard that Brandon was doing great. He bought a million-dollar piece of art, and he won like $500,000 in a poker game with Joe Francis, and Joe Francis paid him. Later on, he lost and he paid Joe Francis. I'm thinking, 'Well, it seems like he's viable.'
Everybody warned me, 'Dude, that guy is no good.' Then he got hot for three weeks and won an obscene amount of money off me. So when he started losing, I figured maybe he went to the Palms and blew some of it. So I called him up, and he said, 'Yeah, I don't have any of it.' When I was a younger man, I might have really done something to him. That's a situation where, if I had a lower moral code, I would have had him killed. Now that I've got a family, I can't do that."
So it's probably safe to assume Brandon fucked up with other bookies as well, bookies without Jacks delicate sensibilities. And that might mean that Davis has been forced to give himself to the bookies, sexually, in order to pay off his debts. It begs the question: has Brandon Davis sucked off hundreds of men, up and down the West Coast and Mexico, in order to make money? Yes, yes it does. The facts don’t lie.
A fag and a hag.
Who the fuck is this dickbag?
“So it’s probably safe to assume Brandon fucked up”
You can say THAT again…
He’s gonna be sucking dick at $10 a pop now.
uh, I mean…I wanna smoke some schwag.
B dont make me go to With Leather.
“Man, fuck Jess Goldblum.”
I feel terrible for this guy . . . OK, I don’t.
It’s Jeff Goldblum, Buddy.
You know what would be a wonderful way to break Kim Kardashian’s heart? If someone found out the name of the bitch in the backseat and made her famous (remember, that’s how we first heard of Kim), and everyone forgot all about goat-face.
Richard Karn, Home Improvement’s Al Borland isn’t sure who this guy is.
I’m not sure who Richard Karn is.
Zack, isn’t Kim Kardashian also known as Goat Face?
Sorry to duble post, but I thought it would be relevant to the board’s interests:
I didn’t read all the posts, but Cristina Scabbia from Lacuna Coil is way hotter than Amy Lee. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit my evidence:
http://tinyurl.com/7h7wnz
so brandon davis wears dresses?
You write so much shit about this guy and yet you only have two pics of him……
Yay the Dane ads are starting to disappear! Now it’s just one pic of his smash-worthy face. We are on the road to recovery I hope.
Real bookies don’t fuck around with peices of crap like him, find his ass a pair of concrete sneakers someone….
It’s called soap and water dirtbag
Wow, please get Br3nd0n back - this new writer is a hack.
Jesus.
And I still kick myself in the ass for blowing 40 grand on a couple bad investments 5+ years ago. I guess I have the solace of knowing I won’t end up dead, sucking cock or both because of it, though.
Have fun talking with Nicky Knuckles, you ijit.