Brody Jenner and his mom (weird) and his ex girlfriend Cora Skinner were in Maui yesterday doing … whatever the hell this all is. You of course know Brody from … hm. Actually I don't what it is that dude does. But he nails a lot of hot chicks. He might not even have a real job for all I know. But who cares? Nailing hot chicks is it's own reward.
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Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner ended their relationship Wednesday, after dating for almost three months. A PR rep for Richie said:
"Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain friends,"
Which is apparently news to Nicole Richie, who wrote on her myspace:
"I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity."
Listen you cricket-lookin bitch, no one is asking out your bony ass so they can be famous. That’s like asking a dalmation to get you a job as a fireman. The dalmation isn’t a real fireman, and you're not a real celebrity. You’re basically famous because you're ugly and dumb. You’re not even Lionel Richies real kid, which I guess explains why you look like some kind of demon. I'd rather be locked in a room with Predator than your annoying ass.
Maybe Brody Jenner doesn’t have to throw his cape over every puddle between Nicole Richie and her car, but I really don't think it's too much to ask that he at least acknowledge that his new girlfriend is about to roll into the street after stumbling down the brick stairs behind him. But, whatever the proper response may be, one thing we can all agree on is that my ass looks fantastic in those jeans I bought yesterday.
