Brody Jenner Is DJing In Chicago Instead Of Going To Kim's Wedding

Since his girlfriend whose name you've never heard wasn't invited to his stepsister's wedding, Brody Jenner decided not to travel to Italy with the rest of his family, because the love of a girl that he's been dating for seven months is more important than Kim Kardashian's ass in a laughably white dress. So what does a 30-year old guy do when his whole family is gone and he has America to himself? He takes a gig DJing...

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Brody Jenner Is Mad That He Didn't Get A Plus One For Kim's Wedding

Kim Kardashian's big wedding to Kanye West this weekend won't be perfect unless it also offers a stupid dramatic angle that can be exploited on her TV show once she's done collecting the millions of dollars that she'll be receiving just for getting married for a third time. Her stepbrother Brody Jenner was more than willing to provide that drama when he chose not to attend the wedding because Kim wouldn't invite more

Brody Jenner Thinks Half-Sister Kendall Is a Slutty Genius

Brody Jenner thinks that his high school dropout little half-sister Kendall will break One Direction singer Harry Style's poor heart. Harry, the One Direction guy with the intentionally dumb hair that a billion pubescent girls around the world imagine deflowering them, has supposedly been dating Kendall Jenner ever since Kris Jenner threatened to kill him and his entire extended family if he didn't play along. Brody...

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Brody Jenner and his mom (weird) and his ex girlfriend Cora Skinner were in Maui yesterday doing ... whatever the hell this all is. You of course know Brody from ... hm. Actually I don't whatit is that dude does. But he nails a lot of hot chicks. He might not even have a real job for all I know. But who cares? Nailing hot chicks is it's own reward.(picture source = splash news online) [gallery id="412"]

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Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner ended their relationship Wednesday, after dating for almost three months. A PR rep for Richie said:"Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain friends," Which is apparently news to Nicole Richie, who wrote on her myspace:"I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was...

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Maybe Brody Jenner doesn’t have to throw his cape over every puddle between Nicole Richie and her car, but I really don't think it's too much to ask that he at least acknowledge that his new girlfriend is about to roll into the street after stumbling down the brick stairs behind him. But, whatever the proper response may be, one thing we can all agree on is that my ass looks fantastic in those jeans I bought yesterday....

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