Caitlyn Jenner naked. Not since 'Chipotle burrito, why?' have three words caused such a shit your pants panic. It was inevitable. Sports Illustrated bid to be the first magazine to get the unclothed Bruce. That says more about Time... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner has shown he will go to great lengths to prove his point. Like how you can't be gay if you're sucking a dick while identifying as a woman. Also that he's a legit tranny activist and not... READ MORE

LGBT hero and occasional murderer Caitlyn Jenner has thrown her hat in the tranny toilet ring, imploring politicians in states with new bathroom restrictions to be more open-minded. This despite Jenner’s many decades of GOP dedication. Jenner understand that... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner is balking at going full Caitlyn. He’s not yet ready to give up the package. It’s the final step on this wondrous voyage of self-discovery, self-involvement, and self-absorption. When you can grab the cock and nuts out of... READ MORE

According to a new book about the Kardashians, friends of Jenner argue that Jenner timed his public gender transition to distract from the fact that he murdered someone with his car. Before Bruce got into the accident, he gave the... READ MORE

Kourtney Kardashian’s eldest bastard child is apparently undereducated on the matter of Bruce turning into Caitlyn. There is no precise Guatemalan term for narcissistic repressed homosexual asshole so his nannies were at a standstill after being ordered to explain to... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner has teed off in her first golf tournament. As a woman. Video of the event shows Jenner destroying the ball with no noticeable adverse effects from the implants or vehicular homicides. Sports domination was the inevitable conclusion... READ MORE

There’s an Internet meme that Cindy Crawford is aging into Caitlyn Jenner. That seems like a slap in the face to all the craftspeople who worked so tirelessly on building Caitlyn. Two recent high end modeling shots. Who looks... READ MORE

I Am Cait had better culminate in the live surgical removal of Jenner’s genitals with Jenner biting down on a leather bit because lidocaine isn’t organic. This payoff might justify the incessant monitoring of Jenner’s every pointless breath. Most recently, Caitlyn... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner is behaving like every closeted Midwesterner who ever made it to a coastal metropolis. Like a kid in a candy store where all the candy is cock. Jenner’s latest hijinks have her genitally ambiguous entourage passing around a vibrator... READ MORE