Charlie Sheen had an orgy with Bree Olson

By brendon January 11, 2011 @ 12:59 PM

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When we last saw Charlie Sheen, who is the star of a CBS sitcom about raising a child, he was in Colorado threatening to murder his wife. Wait, no, my bad, he was in New York City kidnapping prostitutes. But this weekend he was in Las Vegas for the Oscars of Porn, the AVN Awards, and, long story short, he banged three porn stars at once, including Bree Olsen, and is still there even though he’s supposed to in LA today working on his TV show.

Charlie Sheen is supposed to be on the set of “Two and a Half Men” at 10 AM PT (but) TMZ has learned he’s still in Las Vegas.
Charlie’s people, as well as suits from the studio … are deeply concerned for him. We’re told Charlie’s people have been trying to get him in rehab but he doesn’t think he has a problem.

I’m not sure who the other two girls are that he was with but they need to be put on some kind of watch list. I’d rather put my dick in a komodo dragons mouth than a girl after she’d been with Charlie Sheen. Hopefully it wasn’t Asa Akira or Kristina Rose, because I plan on having sex with them, though I can’t go into the details of my plan (hint: it involves a gun).

Charlie Sheen might be cleared by his text messages

By brendon November 23, 2010 @ 1:28 PM

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It’s illegal to choke a girl and lock her in your hotel bathroom, unless she’s awesome and into that kind of thing. And that appears to be the case with Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson, which would explain a lot regarding their New York City hotel room drama last month.

TMZ has gotten a few text messages the two reportedly sent one another after the incident, and they could go a long way in helping Sheen.

ANDERSON: “u trashed my brand new prada purse dude not cool – how u managed to rip the strap off and put 2 holes in it is beyond me.”
SHEEN: “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!”
SHEEN: “Don’t worry about our mutual friends, deal with me directly and I promise u kind lady, all will be restored and set straight.”

So she seems upset but not devastated, perhaps because professional prostitutes will put up with a lot because you pay them too. The key, however, is that you have to actually pay them.

The next day, after Sheen fled New York and flew home to LA, the texts continued.

SHEEN: “Just landed, perhaps we can speak tonite….?”
ANDERSON: “Yes u can call me.  I don’t have a bank account believe it or not.”
SHEEN: “Oh, well in that case, lemme put together a plan to get u square and flush.  Can u tok (sic) for a sec now sweetie?”
SHEEN: “Good news!  My asst Rick is good friends with a cat named Mark In NY, he will get the wire, cash that bitch, and deliver it to u where ever it’s convenient … I’ll get the ball Rollin in am, and have data for u asap after that…☺”
ANDERSON: “Can he leave it somewhere secure for me to pick up?  Like with a bank rep … I’m rlly nervous about all this.”
SHEEN: “Of course, whatever makes u feel better…”
SHEEN: “Lemme start that ball Rollin and I’ll get back to u with the details…”

It’s not clear why but Anderson was never paid. More than likely because it was one day later and Sheen had gotten high again, punched out some more hookers, and long forgotten who Capri Anderson was. At best, someone named Cassie Anderton in Vegas had a stranger knock on her door and hand her $20,000.

Charlie Sheen is suing that whore he kidnapped

By brendon November 23, 2010 @ 12:53 PM

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Capri Anderson is of course the porn star who no one, even other porn stars, seems to have ever heard of until the police found her locked in Charlie Sheens hotel bathroom last month.

She’s been quiet about the incident since, until yesterday, when she went on Good Morning America and said Sheen was high and violent that night, adding that he used “racial slurs and put his hands around her throat”. Which is why, yesterday afternoon…

Sheen sued Capri Anderson claiming her version of events was a fabrication and that she sought $1 million from him to remain quiet.
Sheen’s filing pre-empted a lawsuit Anderson said she planned to file against the actor alleging battery and false imprisonment. She also said that she would file a report with New York City police.

I’m inclined to think he did everything she claims but she didn’t mind and was maybe even into it, but if she wasn’t, she can’t let Sheen intimidate her. It’s like Willow Smith says, “I don’t let haters keep me off my grind, I keep my head up and I’ll be fine.” I know I’m not alone when I say that ‘Whip My Hair’ has gotten me through some tough times, and it can for you too Capri, if you let it.

Charlie Sheen did coke naked in a restaurant bathroom

By brendon October 29, 2010 @ 12:10 PM

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Charlie Sheen was reportedly “naked with cocaine all over his face in a restaurant bathroom” Monday night, and I’m not sure if I’m more surprised that he did this, or that he hasn’t been caught doing it more by now. Radar says…

“At the restaurant Charlie, his assistant and two male friends, with all their escorts were in a private room. Charlie was wasted,” the source said.
“At one point he convinced Capri to go to the bathroom with him. When they got into the bathroom he started snorting cocaine and then took off his pants.
“Charlie wanted to have sex with Capri and tried but she stopped him and demanded her $12,000. He didn’t have the money on him so she left him in the bathroom!”
“When (his assistant went to get him), there was Charlie standing there naked with cocaine all over his face! He was delusional and just completely lost. Totally out of it.”

I do have to mention that Radar is again saying, “Capri Anderson was working as an ‘escort’ and charged (Sheen) $12,000 for the night,” and there’s just no way that happened.

I talked to 2 very very famous porn stars last night, the kind who star in movies where the title is just their name and then some synonym for “horny”, and they both said there’s no way this fug bitch made $12,000. Neither one of them “escort”, and the reality is almost none of the major porn stars do, but they both said that number was insane. One of the girls said,

“I just spoke with a friend of mine on set and he said (Capri Anderson) only got paid a little more than $2500 because she was doing an all night thing.”

That makes a lot more sense. This chick isn’t even famous. I wouldn’t give her 12 grand if she wasn’t holding my baby for ransom, much less for an unenthusiastic blowjob.

Charlie Sheen has to pay $12,000 to get laid

By brendon October 28, 2010 @ 3:13 PM

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Capri Anderson says she isn’t a prostitute, but new reports say that not only is she a pro, but she thinks pretty damn highly of herself because she charged Charlie Sheen $12,000 for the night when she ended up locked in a bathroom. Granted that still turned out to be a bargain for him, because he didn’t pay it.

Charlie was with his assistant Rick and two male friends at Daniel restaurant. He ordered girls for everyone. Christina, who is a porn star under the name Capri Anderson, said she got the call one hour before getting together with Charlie.
Sheen, his pals and the girls had a private room at the restaurant but waiters and busboys were moving in and out. Sheen was wasted and talking loudly.
“She has someone in Los Angeles who handles her ‘calls,’” the source told Radar. “She’s more than a porn star. And the price for the evening was $12,000.”
But Charlie didn’t have the money – his assistant did. And the first time Charlie tried to have sex with (Capri) she demanded the money and when he couldn’t produce it, she stopped him.
She told Charlie, ‘I’m not doing anything until I get my money first,’” the source said. “And then after they did more cocaine Charlie wanted to have sex and she demanded money. He couldn’t find his wallet and flipped out.
“He thought she stole it, but his assistant, who was down the hall had it.
“That’s when Charlie flipped out and Christina fled into the bathroom and locked the door. He was pounding on it and that led to the series of phone calls with the police showing up.”

HOLY SHIT 12,000 DOLLARS?! I wish I was a hot chick with no morals. Because taking 12 grand to bang some actor seems like something I could do. I get the feeling he has to pay this much because he’s an asshole. When I set up a fake production office and hold porn “auditions” I only pay like 500.

Charlie Sheens porn star is about to get paid

By brendon October 28, 2010 @ 11:09 AM

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Capri Anderson, the girl who locked herself in a bathroom Monday night inside Charlie Sheens New York hotel room (and who does softcore and girl-girl porn under this new name but did hardcore under the name Alexis Capri), will ask the DA in Aspen to violate Sheens probation on the grounds that he held her against her will. TMZ says…

Anderson claims after she locked herself in the bathroom, Charlie tried getting in and began repeatedly punching the door.  She alleges she feared for her life.
We’re told Anderson wants the Pitkin County D.A. to attempt to violate Charlie’s probation in the domestic violence case and she plans to fly to Apsen in the next few days to make her case.
Sources in Pitkin County tell us as far as the D.A. is concerned, any complaint that criminal activity occurred in New York must be filed in New York, not Pitkin County.  We’re told, however, that if Anderson flies to Aspen, the D.A. has “an open-door policy” and would see her.

Obviously this chick just wants to get paid, and good for her. No one is more undeserving of money and good fortune as Charlie Sheen. I hope she takes him for 50 million, and if she can make a case for kidnapping, she just might. He’s such a loser the only way girls will hang out with him is if he pays them to. Some guys are just like that. Not me though. I’ve just got “it”, ya know. Call it charisma, sex appeal, whatever, it drives the ladies mad. And my huge dong doesn’t hurt either. In Japan, they call it, “the Thunder Stick”.