Sheen Shiny Clean An Entire Year

December 18, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

There’s no token given out for surviving the deadliest catch every year. But that still doesn’t deter Charlie Sheen from staying positive. HIV positive. After unprotected hook ups with sketchy hookers got old, he got himself a few brand... READ MORE

Sheen’s Debt Causing Him To Swirl Down The Drain

August 7, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is a decision-maker. Sure it’s never good decisions, but at least he’s not some namby-pamby on-the-fence dweller whose life has no direction. So what if the direction he’s headed in happens to be the wrong way. He’s... READ MORE

Sheen Sued For Sharing His Sex Germs

May 14, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen doesn’t have anything left to lose. All gone is his career, sanity, wife, and ability to have sex with strangers without letting them know one night with Sheen will permanently change their lives. Not in the ideal... READ MORE

No Rape Case Formed Against Charlie Sheen Shall Prosper

March 26, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen is psychotic, tasteless, and HIV-positive. But one classification that won’t stick when it comes to Mr. Tiger Blood is rapist. In a silent victory against MeToo Charlie finally cleared his name from false allegations. Sheen never caved... READ MORE

Sheen Likes Them 13

November 9, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Does anything surprise you anymore when it comes to Charlie Sheen? Well aside from the fact he’s denying allegations of raping a 13-year-old Cory Haim 30 years ago. Hollywood is collapsing right now before everyone’s eyes. 


The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

July 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes?


Charlie Sheen Bambino Pimping

July 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Fueling rumors that despite an ungodly lifetime revenue, Charlie Sheen might be broke from cocaine and The AIDS, the pansexual randy bastard auctioned off two major Babe Ruth memorabilia items. 



Charlotte McKinney Made a Movie

January 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sony has been trying to convince people for ten years now that Crackle is a real thing. Their latest idea was to start making David Spade movies again. It's not necessarily how you or I would choose to overcome... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

November 21, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs.... READ MORE

Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

November 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The concern that Charlie Sheen's messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren't missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her... READ MORE



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