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Charlie Sheen Moving To Mexico

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can't do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to live the quiet life. It also happens to be a tax shelter and not impose any child support laws, go figure.read more

Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested ajudge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking expensive. A couple weeks ago Sheen filed the same claim for reducing child support with Brooke Mueller, who bore him two crack twins. $660,000 a year seems...read more

Charlie Sheen Ever the Romantic

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America's sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won't go away. Sheen's legal team insists that Rossi signed a Non-Disclosure Agreement that states that if she's displeased with Sheen in any way, say, as a completely random for instance, he's HIV positive and...read more

Charlie Sheen Arthritic Goat's Milk Cure Not Working as Planned (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen may have contracted the HIV virus in the conventional manner, but his attempts to rid himself of the deadly STD and return to a baseline ofcoronary disease and cocaine induced M.S. are anything but standard. Sheen has made various unfounded claims about his HIV count becoming so low through medicinal treatments that he's hardly contagious. This could be just a defense ploy for his various civil suit...read more

Burt Reynolds Says Charlie Sheen Deserved The AIDS

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as he was teed up to say something sympathetic to a daytime audience of ladies with knee fat instead of the truth. Getting fucked up and barebacking porn stars and trannies isn't the same health regimen as...read more

Charlie Sheen Sued For Abortioning And Shit Around The Web

Former cum dumpster porn star Brett Rossi is suing Charlie Sheen alleging that he forced her to have an abortion rather than have a "retarded baby" because of Sheen's HIV status. I don't know if these two genius know that developmental disorders aren't caused by HIV but rather can be inherited from having two chemically imbalancedparents. Do you believe this story? (TMZ) Sting's transgendered son/daughter wants to be...read more

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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before becoming intimate. A solid practice if you're dating high risk gay men and you've missed all the condom billboards around town. McCarthy says she...read more

When the Least Sympathetic Guy Gets the Most Sympathetic Disease

After decades of massively funded public relations campaigns, HIV and The AIDS are the world's most sympathetic communicable disease. Getting The AIDS is socially akin to running into a burning house to save a child. Only, you're running into that house naked and that house is some guy's ass. The media's reaction to Charlie Sheen's HIV positive admission is going to be some kind of tortured political correctness....read more

Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was positive for The AIDS precursor and several of his former flings were planning on suing him. If you've got half a Columbo in you the whittling down to...read more

Scottine Sheen Burns Photos Of Charlie Sheen (VIDEO)

VIDEO HERE ON RADAR Charlie Sheen's porn star fiancee of 2014 erupted in a backyard conflagration of his and her photos and all the sweet notes and death threats he sent her while tweaking during their six month romance. It's unclear why a year after her told her to hit the streets she suddenly went apeshit on video. Scottine Sheen, formerly Brett Rossi, is screaming about getting offered a hundred grand to shut the...read more

Charlie Sheen Kills Father's Day

Proving all you need is a dick and drugs to make babies, Charlie Sheen is a dad several times over. For the holidays,Sheen likes to get especially tweaked and create reminders to his future father-less offspring of how conflicting it is when dad is deceased but also an asshole. Sheen fired off a Tweet on Father's Day aimed at his last two wives: Brooke M is a sexy rok star whom I adore D Richards a heretic washed up...read more

Charlie Sheen Winning Less

Paramedics were called to Charlie Sheen's coke compound at eleven at night because he was suffering from food poisoning. Drink some Gatorade and if you call us back we're writing you a ticket. Whoever called didn't dial 911, but the fire department which doesn't record calls and therefore we won't hear audio of your seizing head slappingthe marble floor on the late local news. The food poisoning excuse seems to be...read more

John Mayer Sit Down

John Mayer sued his Rolex dealer and lost, solidifying himself as a total fucking rich douchebag who gets a ton of pussy. Mayer reportedly bought $5 million in Rolex watches from his dealer Robert Maron. It's unclear why he can't go to the store and buy them but apparently he's kind of a princess hence the Liberace paraphernalia. When he took the watches in to get repaired he claimed to have discovered counterfeit...read more

Charlie Sheen Follows Politics

Charlie Sheen thought it was weird that Obama has time to go on ESPN and fill out his March Madness bracket because it is. Best case scenario Obama isfull of shit and acting over confident.God forbid he actually knows what he's talking about and watches a lot of college basketball as the world nears an end game. Sheen took the opportunity to get political because he reads a lot of things that appear in his mind: ...read more

Charlie Sheen Making Death Threats Again

Charlie Sheen is apparently unhappy the Two and a Half Men finale dissed him by having a piano fall on creator Chuck Lorre while he yelled "Winning!" because Sheen is super mature and that show was a testament to once in a lifetime comedic genius. Just not this lifetime. Instead of voicing his displeasure he seems to be threatening to kill Lorre which would technically count as a tragedy: "You must feel safe...read more