Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs. Calling the cops and your attorneys come to mind. Maybe booking... read more

Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

The concern that Charlie Sheen's messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren't missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her boys into local Salt Lake City bars looking for... read more

Charlie Sheen Might Be Opening for the Indians

Charlie Sheen has let everybody know he should be throwing out the first pitch at a Cleveland Indians World Series game because he played the iconic Indians relief pitcher in the first two Major League movies years ago. Though not so long ago that it hadn't still been... read more

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Charlie Sheen Going For Broke

Charlie Sheen's winning formula relied on being alive, being rich, and being desired by women. Those all seem to be going away pretty fast. read more

Charlie Sheen Didn't Tell 25 People He Had HIV

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn't tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn't have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good guy. read more

Charlie Sheen Laments Sex Life

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not so much. read more

Charlie Sheen Still Winning

Charlie Sheen just picked up a condom endorsement which is akin to Melissa McCarthy doing a spot for lettuce. Just weeks ago he was supposedly moving to Mexico to cure his AIDS with arthritic goat milk and become the modern day Elvis Sighting and now he's talking about... read more

Charlie Sheen Moving To Mexico

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can't do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to live the quiet life. It also happens to be a tax... read more

Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested ajudge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking... read more

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Charlie Sheen Ever the Romantic

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America's sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won't go away. Sheen's legal team insists that Rossi signed a... read more

Charlie Sheen Arthritic Goat's Milk Cure Not Working as Planned (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen may have contracted the HIV virus in the conventional manner, but his attempts to rid himself of the deadly STD and return to a baseline ofcoronary disease and cocaine induced M.S. are anything but standard. Sheen has made various unfounded claims about his... read more

Burt Reynolds Says Charlie Sheen Deserved The AIDS

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as he was teed up to say something sympathetic to a daytime... read more