Charlie Sheen Didn't Tell 25 People He Had HIV

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn't tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn't have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good guy. read more

Charlie Sheen Laments Sex Life

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not so much. read more

Charlie Sheen Still Winning

Charlie Sheen just picked up a condom endorsement which is akin to Melissa McCarthy doing a spot for lettuce. Just weeks ago he was supposedly moving to Mexico to cure his AIDS with arthritic goat milk and become the modern day Elvis Sighting and now he's talking about... read more

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Charlie Sheen Moving To Mexico

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can't do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to live the quiet life. It also happens to be a tax... read more

Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested ajudge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking... read more

Charlie Sheen Ever the Romantic

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America's sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won't go away. Sheen's legal team insists that Rossi signed a... read more

Charlie Sheen Arthritic Goat's Milk Cure Not Working as Planned (VIDEO)

Charlie Sheen may have contracted the HIV virus in the conventional manner, but his attempts to rid himself of the deadly STD and return to a baseline ofcoronary disease and cocaine induced M.S. are anything but standard. Sheen has made various unfounded claims about his... read more

Burt Reynolds Says Charlie Sheen Deserved The AIDS

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as he was teed up to say something sympathetic to a daytime... read more

Charlie Sheen Sued For Abortioning And Shit Around The Web

Former cum dumpster porn star Brett Rossi is suing Charlie Sheen alleging that he forced her to have an abortion rather than have a "retarded baby" because of Sheen's HIV status. I don't know if these two genius know that developmental disorders aren't caused by HIV but... read more

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Jenny McCarthy Kissed HIV Charlie

Jenny McCarthy is irate that Charlie Sheen didn't disclose to her that he was HIV positive while she had kissing scenes with him for the 2011 season of Two and a Half Men. McCarthy claims in her private life she has all of her potential sex partners test for HIV before... read more

When the Least Sympathetic Guy Gets the Most Sympathetic Disease

After decades of massively funded public relations campaigns, HIV and The AIDS are the world's most sympathetic communicable disease. Getting The AIDS is socially akin to running into a burning house to save a child. Only, you're running into that house naked and that... read more

Charlie Sheen Has The AIDS

If you had Charlie Sheen in the HIV-positive Hollywood actor pool then you win not much, since you bet the clear favorite. Last week the U.K. Sun posted a Rolling Stone level of journalism article announcing some A-list actor who got around a lot with the ladies was... read more