The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes? read more

Charlie Sheen Bambino Pimping

Fueling rumors that despite an ungodly lifetime revenue, Charlie Sheen might be broke from cocaine and The AIDS, the pansexual randy bastard auctioned off two major Babe Ruth memorabilia items.    read more

Charlotte McKinney Made a Movie

Sony has been trying to convince people for ten years now that Crackle is a real thing. Their latest idea was to start making David Spade movies again. It's not necessarily how you or I would choose to overcome obscurity, but for Sony it was that or ten thousand more... read more

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Charlie Sheen Keeps a Poem In His Heart

There are any number of feelings that might overcome a man to learn that his third ex-wife is off her meds and taking their twin second graders around Salt Lake City taverns in bare feet in search of UFOs. Calling the cops and your attorneys come to mind. Maybe booking... read more

Brooke Mueller Off the Reservation

The concern that Charlie Sheen's messed up twin boys by way of ex-wife Brooke Mueller had gone missing seems to be alleviated. They weren't missing at all. They were with their mom who was barefoot and mumbling walking her boys into local Salt Lake City bars looking for... read more

Charlie Sheen Might Be Opening for the Indians

Charlie Sheen has let everybody know he should be throwing out the first pitch at a Cleveland Indians World Series game because he played the iconic Indians relief pitcher in the first two Major League movies years ago. Though not so long ago that it hadn't still been... read more

Charlie Sheen Going For Broke

Charlie Sheen's winning formula relied on being alive, being rich, and being desired by women. Those all seem to be going away pretty fast. read more

Charlie Sheen Didn't Tell 25 People He Had HIV

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn't tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn't have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good guy. read more

Charlie Sheen Laments Sex Life

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not so much. read more

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Charlie Sheen Still Winning

Charlie Sheen just picked up a condom endorsement which is akin to Melissa McCarthy doing a spot for lettuce. Just weeks ago he was supposedly moving to Mexico to cure his AIDS with arthritic goat milk and become the modern day Elvis Sighting and now he's talking about... read more

Charlie Sheen Moving To Mexico

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can't do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to live the quiet life. It also happens to be a tax... read more

Charlie Sheen Seeks Relief

Charlie Sheen requested a judge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his viral suppressants were really fucking... read more