NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER - but they can put her in a dress with big ruffles, because Jennifer Grey will be a contestant on ‘Dancing With The Stars’, along with Brandy, Florence Henderson, Audrina Patridge, and Bristol Palin. The men will be Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff, The Situation, Michael Bolton, Kyle Massey, Rick Fox and Margaret Cho. Remember, mini dresses can set the dance floor ablaze in hot red tones or shades of pink or purple. They’ll make heads turn and add pizzazz to your performance. That tip goes for the fellas too, since I now assume you’re all gay. (la times)
JOHN CUSACK - was asked about the proposed mosque near Ground Zero, and he wrote, “I AM FOR A SATANIC DEATH CULT CENTER AT FOX NEWS HQ AND OUTSIDE THE OFFICES (OF) DICK ARMEY AND NEWT GINGRICH-and all the GOP WELFARE FREAKS”. Because those people are against the mosque, and Cusack believes in free expression. Unless you disagree with him, in which case he’ll advocate murdering you. It makes a lot of sense if you think about it. (twitter)
JESSICA SIMPSON - is flaunting “her voluptuous figure” in these pictures, according to the Daily Mail. I don’t know what it said after that though because I opened two pictures of Jessica at once and my monitor fell through the table. (daily mail)
Kate Gosselin is famous because she had a cable show called ‘Jon and Kate Plus 8′ and her condescending attitude was so relentless that her male partner couldn’t take it anymore. But that’s all changed. Now she does all that on ‘Dancing With The Stars’.
During dance rehearsals, (her partner) Tony Dovolani, quit. That’s right, quit. As in took his mic off and walked out. Their problems simply began with a lack of communication. As Tony feels undermined by Kate, she feels as though he isn’t taking into consideration with how she learns. Alas, Tony returns after saying he quit and leaving Kate in tears. She thanks him for returning, saying, “A lot of people quit on me in life.”
The trainwreck that ensues is too painful to watch. Kate’s stiff and robotic movements were not nearly as bad as the frightened, frozen look on her face during her jive. She forgot most of the choreography and frequently spoke to Tony mid-dance, presumably to ask what the hell she was doing.
The best part of the video is the end because Kate looks so bewildered, as if this impossible man, who has been on the show for 9 seasons, is a monster who doesn’t know how to teach dancing right. She says “I don’t get it” again and again. And of course she doesn’t get it. She’s a fucking moron, whose only talent was to have kids flying out of her vagina, one after the other, like it was a slide at a water park.
SHAWN JOHNSON - The gold medal winning gymnast won the 8th season of “Dancing With The Stars” last night. It’s the 5th time a professional athlete has won. Every year when they add new athletes, they say, “but will their athletic skills translate to the dance floor?” The answer appears to be, “yes quite nicely.” (source = e online)
THE SLUMDOG KIDS - a second child actor who starred in “Slumdog Millionaire” has been told to beat it by the Indian government seconds before smashing their house to bits with sledgehammers (and over here the AP has a slideshow capturing her moving day). I like the way these Indians think. I wish we could do that with our actors. (source = yahoo)
JESSICA SUTTA - the Pussycat Dolls’ landed in Sydney today for their Australian tour, and I think that’s the hot one I like with the red hair and big tits. But, I don’t know, I can’t tell. Maybe 20 dollars will jog my memory. (source = pacific coast news)
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I don’t watch “Dancing With The Stars” for the exact same reason I don’t take long lavender baths or have a cat named Mr. Mittens, but Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson is a finalist, and early Tuesday a man named Robert O’Ryan was arrested sneaking around the set. Oh, but he wasn’t alone.
"The LAPD located a loaded .45 handgun, a loaded shotgun, and materials classically used for kidnapping including duct tape, zip ties, and a map to the victim. Also found were love letters, clippings and other information on the victim." "He had packed all his belongings and permanently left Florida to drive out here to be with [Shawn Johnson], he believes that she speaks to him personally through the television set and through ESP and that they will have a child together, he stated he would be with her no matter what."
Needless to say he’s in jail and Shawn is protected 24 hours a day by trained killers. I don’t mean to Monday Morning Quarterback this dude, but he might have been over thinking this. Shawn Johnson? I'm sure she’s a lovely woman and I would be enchanted if I ever met her, but … really? Her? She probably would have gone out with the dude if he just asked. It’s Shawn Johnson. This is like tunneling into a bank to steal their pens.
