Dancing With The Stars Is Turning Into Softcore Porn (VIDEO)

By Travis April 29, 2014 @ 2:00 PM

It’d be difficult to pretend that I’ve heard of James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd before watching this video of their performance on Dancing with the Stars, because I’ve never actually heard of these people. I also don’t watch Dancing with the Stars, but if this clip is any indication of the path that this stupid competition series will eventually lead us down, I can probably get on board with at least some partial nudity or light petting. Otherwise, who is still watching this show except for old, horny women that keep hoping and praying that partners like James and Peta are finally going to fuck?

Hope Solo was slapped during ‘Dancing with the Stars’

By brendon August 17, 2012 @ 2:05 PM

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Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that’s not gonna get attention for her new book.

Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ two seasons ago, slapped her around during rehearsals, will however.

“He manhandled me in rehearsals from the start, pushing me, whacking my stomach, bending my arms roughly. I thought that was just how it went, how dancers worked with each other,” Solo wrote.
“But it kept getting worse. One day, Maks was trying to put me in a certain position and hit my stomach so hard with his open palm that I had a red handprint there for the rest of the day.”
Solo claims ABC gave her the opportunity to continue with a different partner, but she “didn’t want to end Maks’ career,” she explained. She also felt that by doing so, the tabloids would make her look like a “prima donna.”

Stuff like this is why I got out of ballroom dancing. It’s gotten so violent, it’s not about the dancing anymore. On a side note, the World Cup has to know how phallic their trophy looks when girls hold it.

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Melissa Gilbert got a concussion on ‘Dancing with the Stars’

By brendon April 10, 2012 @ 6:04 PM

Melissa Gilbert was taken to the hospital moments after finishing her routine on last nights ‘Dancing with the Stars’. As Access Hollywood says:

During her performance, Melissa hit her hit on the ballroom floor, but did not let on to her injury when she faced the judges. “Mild concussion and whiplash,” Gilbert later said. “Very soon I will be safely home resting and being taken care of.”

And yet

The debate is ultimately about whether it happened at all.
While Gilbert’s partner can be seen taking a tumble … there’s no moment that clearly shows Gilbert head meet the floor.

This was have been much more conclusive if it had happened last season, because Gilberts partner is the same guy who had Kirstie Alley. If Gilberts head might have hit the floor, Kirsties head and the floor would have smashed together like they’d been fired through the Hadron Collider.

Chaz Bono survived another cut on DWTS

By brendon October 12, 2011 @ 11:14 AM

Despite having among the lowest scores for the fourth straight week, Chaz Bono survived yet another elimination round on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.

Instead it was Chynna Phillips who was sent home after receiving a score of 21 (out of 30) for her routine on Monday. Bono also had a 21, just beating out Carson Kressley of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’, who was in last place with 20 points. The top score of the night went to Rikki Lake, who got a 29. So a tubby housewife with 2 kids out-danced a skinny gay guy. Is this show filmed on Earth 2?

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Chaz Bono survives another week on DWTS

By brendon October 05, 2011 @ 9:35 AM

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Despite the fact that Chaz Bono has received the lowest scores from the judges for the past two weeks, it was reality “star” (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) Kristin Cavallari who got voted off of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.

“Um, I’m a little surprised to be honest,” Kristin said. “But I’ve had such a great time and it’s been an awesome experience. So, you know, it is what it is.”

Yeah dipshit, I sure do. What it is is that you lost a popularity contest to a 300 pound transgender monstrosity. I see now why MTV keeps giving new shows to such a dynamic personality. (yahoo)

DWTS is a really sexy show

By brendon September 16, 2011 @ 2:03 PM

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On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of Dancing With The Stars has disaster written all over it because there is no possible chance they could ever win a show about sexy dancing.

On the other hand, putting them together concentrates the ugly fatties within one couple instead of splitting them up and dragging down two couples. So really they should probably do this kind of thing every season.

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