Despite having among the lowest scores for the fourth straight week, Chaz Bono survived yet another elimination round on ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.
Instead it was Chynna Phillips who was sent home after receiving a score of 21 (out of 30) for her routine on Monday. Bono also had a 21, just beating out Carson Kressley of ‘Queer Eye For The Straight Guy’, who was in last place with 20 points. The top score of the night went to Rikki Lake, who got a 29. So a tubby housewife with 2 kids out-danced a skinny gay guy. Is this show filmed on Earth 2?
Despite the fact that Chaz Bono has received the lowest scores from the judges for the past two weeks, it was reality “star” (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) Kristin Cavallari who got voted off of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ last night.
“Um, I’m a little surprised to be honest,” Kristin said. “But I’ve had such a great time and it’s been an awesome experience. So, you know, it is what it is.”
Yeah dipshit, I sure do. What it is is that you lost a popularity contest to a 300 pound transgender monstrosity. I see now why MTV keeps giving new shows to such a dynamic personality. (yahoo)
On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of Dancing With The Stars has disaster written all over it because there is no possible chance they could ever win a show about sexy dancing.
On the other hand, putting them together concentrates the ugly fatties within one couple instead of splitting them up and dragging down two couples. So really they should probably do this kind of thing every season.
Elisabetta Canalis and Chastity Chaz Bono finished up rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and Holy Crap. I know Chaz isn’t technically a girl anymore, but that point is made extra clear when being near Elisabetta. Actually it’s hard to believe these two are even from the same planet.
I didn’t want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of ‘Dancing With The Stars’, and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60’s, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh Steelers, one of the best pure athletes to ever play college football, a Super Bowl MVP and two-time Super Bowl champion.
Both had obstacles to overcome. Hines has been dealing with torn ligaments in his left thumb. Kirstie can’t leave the house for extended periods because standard toilets are too small and too flimsy.
But there could be only one winner.
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Surprisingly enough, Hines Ward, the person who earns millions of dollars for his supreme, world class athletic ability, was a better dancer than this. An old lady who can’t dance by any reasonable definition. All she does is walk around the room at a normal pace, but while lifting her feet slightly higher than usual. It’s like watching someone walk on hot sand set to music.
Kirstie Alley lost her shoe in the middle of her performance on Dancing With The Stars last night, but since her partner does all work, all the “heavy lifting” if you will, it was fine. And now people are starting to say she could win the whole show. Which is amazing because 95 percent of the performance is her walking sideways at a normal pace while her partner holds her steady. It looks more like a video of someone getting physical therapy set to stirring music.
(full clip above, edit to where she loses her shoe here)
