Carlton Calls Out Disick

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air co-star andDancing with the Stars champion, Alfonso Ribeiro, called out Scott Disick, for not being a star. This came in response to Disick asking for half a millionto be onDWTS. The last episode ofThe Fresh Prince of Bel-Air aired in 1996. It's been twenty years since Ribeiro was regularly on television. Is he a star? The definition has been evolving since 'guest starring' on the Love...

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Erin Andrews Emotionally Broken

Erin Andrews appeared repulsed when double amputee and war veteran Noah Galloway proposed to his girlfriend on Dancing With The Stars. It sucks when you're upstaged by the stars of the pretend reality show you're hosting. It was always super annoying when Tom Brady threw those touchdown passes which really distracted from your brilliant four second quips. Nice tits though. After everyone watching the show started...

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Dancing With The Stars Is Turning Into Softcore Porn (VIDEO)

It'd be difficult to pretend that I've heard of James Maslow and Peta Murgatroyd before watching this video of their performance on Dancing with the Stars, because I've never actually heard of these people. I also don't watch Dancing with the Stars, but if this clip is any indication of the path that this stupid competition series will eventually lead us down, I can probably get on board with at least some partial...

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Hope Solo was slapped during 'Dancing with the Stars'

Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that's not gonna get attention for her new book. Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was on 'Dancing with the Stars' two seasons ago, slapped her around during rehearsals, will however. "He manhandled me in rehearsals from the start, pushing me, whacking my stomach, bending my arms roughly. I...

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Melissa Gilbert got a concussion on 'Dancing with the Stars'

Melissa Gilbert was taken to the hospital moments after finishing her routine on last nights 'Dancing with the Stars'. As Access Hollywood says: During her performance, Melissa hit her hit on the ballroom floor, but did not let on to her injury when she faced the judges. "Mild concussion and whiplash," Gilbert later said. "Very soon I will be safely home resting and being taken care of." And yet... The debate is...

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Chaz Bono survived another cut on DWTS

Despite having among the lowest scores for the fourth straight week, Chaz Bono survived yet another elimination round on 'Dancing With The Stars' last night. Instead it was Chynna Phillips who was sent home after receiving a score of 21 (out of 30) for her routine on Monday. Bono also had a 21, just beating out Carson Kressley of 'Queer Eye For The Straight Guy', who was in last place with 20 points. The top score of...

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Chaz Bono survives another week on DWTS

Despite the fact that Chaz Bono has received the lowest scores from the judges for the past two weeks, it was reality "star" (and I use that term in the loosest possible sense) Kristin Cavallari who got voted off of 'Dancing With The Stars' last night. "Um, I'm a little surprised to be honest," Kristin said. "But I've had such a great time and it's been an awesome experience. So, you know, it is what it is." Yeah...

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DWTS is a really sexy show

On one hand, pairing Lacey Schwimmer, who has seemingly quadrupled in size since last year, with Chaz Bono, who has not quadrupled in size since last year but was this fat to begin with, on the new season of Dancing With The Stars has disaster written all over it because there is no possible chance they could ever win a show about sexy dancing. On the other hand, putting them together concentrates the ugly fatties...

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DWTS will be sexy and/or uncomfortable

Elisabetta Canalis and Chastity Chaz Bono finished up rehearsals for Dancing With The Stars yesterday, and Holy Crap. I know Chaz isn't technically a girl anymore, but that point is made extra clear when being near Elisabetta. Actually it's hard to believe these two are even from the same planet. (image source = inf) [gallery...

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Did Kirstie Alley win Dancing With The Stars?

I didn't want to ruin the surprise in the headline but last night was the finale for the twelfth season of 'Dancing With The Stars', and in the end, it came down to Kirstie Alley, a morbidly obese lump in her 60's, and Hines Ward, the wide receiver from the Pittsburgh Steelers, one of the best pure athletes to ever play college football, a Super Bowl MVP and two-time Super Bowl champion. Both had obstacles to...

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Kirstie Alley lost her shoe on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley lost her shoe in the middle of her performance on Dancing With The Stars last night, but since her partner does all work, all the "heavy lifting" if you will, it was fine. And now people are starting to say she could win the whole show. Which is amazing because 95 percent of the performance is her walking sideways at a normal pace while her partner holds her steady. It looks more like a video of someone...

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Kirstie Alley broke her partner on Dancing with the Stars

Maksim Chmerkovskiy had to know he was playing with dynamite when he took Kirstie Alley as a partner on Dancing With The Stars, and last night his hubris finally cost him (clip above, full video here). Us magazine says... No pain, no gain for Maksim Chmerkovskiy. The Dancing with the Stars pro suffered a mysterious injury on Monday's performance show -- and nearly dropped parter Kirstie Alley when his thigh gave out....

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George Lopez called Kirstie Alley a pig

Apparently we're not allowed to liken one fat thing to another these days, because George Lopez is in trouble for calling Kirstie Alley a pig on his TBS talk show last night. Lopez launched an attack on the 'DWTS' star's fuller figure on 'Lopez Tonight,' saying of her first performance, "She did a nice job, her little hooves tapping away." While Alley declared on Twitter, "lost 60 lbs before DWTS... Haven't weighed in...

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Lacey Schwimmer has nice abs

Lacey Schwimmer, one of the professional dancers on Dancing With The Stars, left rehearsal yesterday in a little half shirt that showed off her nice little cut up abs. Now if the show could get Kirstie Alley to leave rehearsal in a half shirt, they could take pictures of her in black and white, then stamp a big red X over the last few and then try to sell you a DWTS sit up machine. (source = wenn and inf) [gallery...

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Kirstie Alley was finally on Dancing With The Stars

Kirstie Alley made her debut last night on the premiere of Dancing With The Stars, and despite being 60 and stuffed with gummi bears, she didn't break anything, like her shoes or legs or partner, and apparently turned in one of the better performances of the night. "I think we're just scratching the surface on what you can do," Bruno Tonioli told Alley after her lively routine. "Your foot placement on the cha cha cha...

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