Danity Kane Seem Tempermental

By Lex August 08, 2014 @ 1:48 PM

It’s official. Music is dead. Danity Kane broke up for the eighth time. Earlier this week, Dawn Richard, the black one, punched Aubrey O’Day, the fat one with big tits, in the head while Shannon Bex, the one nobody ever remembers, tried to intervene. The girl fight went down at a recording studio where the remaining trio of the MTV-Sean Combs made up band was preparing to lay down some super fresh funky tracks which closely resembled the pre-recorded ditties on most Casio keyboards.

Each of the girls responded to the fallout with insightful remarks about the human condition:

Sadness does not even remotely begin to describe what I feel right now. — the fat one

I now must walk away feeling used and manipulated – the one nobody remembers

Actually, Dawn Richard had nothing to say on advice of her counsel as Aubrey O’Day filed assault charges against her. The bigger question will be who owns the rich Danity Kane song library and the right to use the superior Danity Kane brand name moving forward. The answer most assuredly is not the black one, the fat one, or the one nobody remembers.

Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

By Travis May 14, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

If you’re one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O’Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour.

Danity Kane was the product of Diddy’s old Making the Band series and the five girls were first introduced to the world in 2005, before the rap mogul told them to hit the bricks in 2009. But this reunion, if it happens, will be Diddy-free, which is obviously a great sign, because Diddy will attach his name to pretty much anything. Hell, even the fifth member of Danity Kane wants nothing to do with this.

In fact, the only reason this is news is because in between posting pics of her girl group to Instagram yesterday, Aubrey tried on a toddler’s bikini. So maybe if she does that on stage for 40 minutes to an hour, people might actually buy some tickets.


By brendon April 16, 2008 @ 8:28 AM

It's with no small amount of pride that I mention I've never knowingly heard a Danity Kane song, I have no idea who they are or what exactly it is they do, so it was very clever for one of them to show up at TRL yesterday with no bra and a see thru shirt.  Very clever indeed.  Except she needs to stop doing this with her eyes because it bugs me.  They're almost perfectly round, like she stole them off a teddy bear.

(picture source = splash news online)