Danity Kane Seem Tempermental

It's official. Music is dead. Danity Kane broke up for the eighth time. Earlier this week,Dawn Richard, the black one, punched Aubrey O'Day, the fat one with big tits, in the head while Shannon Bex, the one nobody ever remembers, tried to intervene. The girl fight went downat a recording studio where the remaining trio of the MTV-Sean Combs made up band was preparing to lay down some super fresh funky tracks which...read more

Aubrey O'Day's Breasts Reunited With Danity Kane

If you're one of the 12 people on this planet desperately waiting for Aubrey O'Day and those other girls to reunite for a new Danity Kane album and tour, then you are in luck. The 29-year old singer and professional tit-squisher apparently had lunch with three of her old girl group counterparts in Los Angeles on Monday, and they were joined by a new agent, because Aubrey wants to reunite for a new album and tour....read more


It's with no small amount of pride that I mention I've never knowingly heard a Danity Kane song, I have no idea who they are or what exactly it is they do, so it was very clever for one of them to show up at TRL yesterday with no bra and a see thru shirt. Very clever indeed. Except she needs to stop doing this with her eyes because it bugs me. They're almost perfectly round, like she stole them off a teddy bear....read more