David Cross did coke next to the President

By brendon February 21, 2012 @ 3:30 PM

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‘Arrested Development’ and ’Mr. Show’ star David Cross tells the March issue of Playboy that he did a small amount of cocaine at the 2009 White House Correspondents’ Dinner. In other words, in the same room as President Barack Obama and the Secret Service.

“It was a tiny granule of coke that I put on my wrist and said, ‘Watch this. I need a witness.’ And then I ducked under the table and did it,” Cross said. “It wasn’t like I got high. The jolt was similar to licking an empty espresso cup.”
“It was just about being able to say that I did it, that I did cocaine in the same room as the president,” he said. “I’m not proud of it, nor am I ashamed of it.”

He’s told this story before and I’m surprised more people haven’t heard it, because it really is no big deal, and you have to expect this kind of thing when you elect Democrats.

DAVID CROSS IS TAPPIN THIS

By brendon April 17, 2008 @ 7:08 AM

"Arrested Development" and “Andy Richter Controls the Universe” were two of the greatest shows ever, and I hate you, you personally, because they got canceled.  But at least it seems David Cross has rebounded nicely, and by that I mean he’s now dating Amber Tamblyn.  For the record, Cross is 43, Tamblyn is 24.  The Post says…

“Arrested Development" star David Cross arrived at the after-party for Morgan Spurlock's new documentary, "Where in the World Is Osama bin Laden?," at Pink Elephant Tuesday night with "Joan of Arcadia" star Amber Tamblyn.  The two "were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night," our spy said.

It’s always a little weird that a girl would date someone so much older, but whatever.  What am I, a social worker?  It's not my fault daddy didn’t pay attention to her, I just wanna nail some hot teen ass.