By Lex September 15, 2014 @ 12:34 PM
Demi Lovato is kicking off a world tour which I think means Florida plus the Twin Cities. Her publicists have her out promoting the tour by first threatening any and all publications that they are not to discuss her personal life, celebrity feuds, boyfriend troubles, cutting, drinking, drugs, bulimia, exploitative parents, leaked nude photos, the Ukraine situation, or what Barney did or did not do to her in the woodshed while drinking a bottle of Jack and crying about the extinction of his species. Allowable topics include tour dates, how singing is Demi’s art, how she spends her free time helping charities and inspiring, and if you want to get crazy, you can ask her about her new inspirational book coming out for $19.95. It’s unfortunate, because I’d really like to get to know the real Demi Lovato. Or at least see all her naked photos.
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By Lex June 24, 2014 @ 1:01 PM
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By Lex June 18, 2014 @ 10:53 AM
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By Lex May 01, 2014 @ 3:59 PM
Demi Lovato has bipolar disorder in no way associated with being thrown into world of high pressure television and institutionalized molestation from a very early age. Barney and her mom and her psychotic delusion named Big Dick Steve can’t hurt her anymore since she got back onto a regular routine of medications and revealing selfies. Not necessarily including those nude ones with Wilmer Valderrama. That was old self-medicated Demi. Now she’s on the proper pharmaceuticals, her ass looks amazing in a thong and she’s ready to win a Grammy and an Oscar. I’d like some of those pills she’s on.
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By Lex April 05, 2014 @ 6:06 AM
I’m pretty sure every woman has a sex tape or naked photos of themselves floating around the Internet somewhere. If my mom called and told me we had to talk, I’d slam the phone down before she could cry about a clip of her and Sam the Butcher getting jiggy on 4Chan. Demi Lovato hasn’t been right since Barney made her do nasty from me to you kisses with Baby Bop in the playhouse. She inherited an eating disorder from her mom. By nine she was choking out her Oscar Meyer snack packs to keep her junior muffin top at bay. Then came cutting and drugs and worst of all, sex with Wilmer Valderrama. That right there should be enough to make you send back the lunch you already ate. Now, somebody’s shopping her sex tape and leaking out pictures that sure do look like her showing all kinds of human like intimacy and some titties. I’d say she made some unfortunate decisions in her life, but that’d just be the drugs talking. Hers, not mine. I think the bigger lesson learned here is that Corey Feldman has been right all along. Hollywood is a bunch of creepy sex fiends and pedophiles and opportunists looking to get over on stage kids either too young or too fucked up to know any better. I’m not blaming Wilmer, he lacks the intellectual capacity to be a conspirator. I’m going to go ahead and blame Demi’s mom, for being mental. And also for pushing her daughter into stardom when going to school, meeting cute boys, and maybe going on to be an interior decorator would’ve perhaps proved healthier. But that’s just me being all judgmental while I stare at Demi’s tits.
By Travis March 26, 2014 @ 11:00 AM
Kathy Griffin is 54-years old and has made a career out of shitting on celebrities, both talented and worthless, and Demi Lovato is 21, a popular singer and one of the judges on one of those stupid singing shows. Despite their three decade age difference, the two are apparently in a Twitter feud because Kathy called Demi the “biggest celebrity douche” after she acted outraged over Lady Gaga letting an “artist” vomit on her at SXSW. Demi’s fans have been calling for Kathy to kill herself in a variety of colorful ways ever since Demi Tweeted and deleted the above photo, but this whole thing is just way too stupid to devote even this much time to. If these two don’t like each other and want to settle it, they should have to fight to the death. That’s how all bullshit twitter feuds should have to end from here on out, because social media should only be used by unknown models who want to post nude photos. All the rest of this bullshit is just interfering with it.