Avril Lavigne is engaged to Chad Kroeger of Nickelback

By brendon August 22, 2012 @ 11:57 AM

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Andre Agassi and Steffi Graf got married and had a kid, and so did Nadia Comaneci and Bart Conner, which sounds like some Nazi program to create the worlds best tennis player or gymnast.

This is the exact opposite of that but with music.

Avril Lavigne and Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger’s relationship has been so quiet that few even knew they were dating. Now, after a six-month courtship, the Canadian rockers are engaged to be married, Lavigne’s rep tells People exclusively.
Lavigne, 27, and Kroeger, 37, first got together in February to co-write a song for Lavigne’s upcoming fifth studio album.

Well of course it was quiet. Would you tell anyone if you were dating Avril Lavigne or Chad Kroeger? I wouldn’t even acknowledge being in the same room with them. You’d have to put a burning tire around me to confess to dating one.

(image source of avril in mexico on july 20 = fame/flynet)

Jennifer Aniston is engaged

By brendon August 13, 2012 @ 10:14 AM

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It’s been almost 9 years since Angelina Jolie replaced Nicole Kidman in ‘Mr. and Mrs. Smith’, which is where Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met which led to him divorcing Jennifer Aniston because Angelina Jolie is better than Jennifer Aniston in every possible way. 9 years.

And yet Aniston STILL talks about Pitt ALL the time. Or moves in next door to him. Or scouts places for her wedding (even though she’s not engaged) 10 days after he proposed to Jolie. And when she finally does get engaged, which happened Friday, it’s one day before Pitt and Jolie were rumored to get married.

So is that all a coincidence or is there a pattern? I simply don’t know, I’m not the Mentalist. What I do know is that Pitt has been dating Jolie all this time, while Aniston has dated Vince Vaughn, Paul Sculfor, Josh Hopkins, Chris Gartin, Harry Morton, Jason Lewis, Kevin Connelly, John Mayer, Gerard Butler, and Justin Theroux. She’ll date literally anyone. Girls who marry inmates that they met online have more dignity.

Miley shows off her engagement ring, bra

By brendon June 07, 2012 @ 3:28 PM

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Miley Cyrus made her way through LAX today, flaunting her engagement ring and red bra, on her way to meet fiancé Liam Hemsworth as he films “Empire State’ in Louisiana (Geaux Tigers).

Her ring is 18-karat gold with a 3.5-carat diamond that was first cut about 130 years ago, and the whole thing reportedly cost about $100,000. Granted that’s pretty cheap by Hollywood standards, but it’s extremely expensive by hillbilly bumpkin standards. He could have just given her dad a really nice hog for a fraction of that.

(image source = pacific coast, fame/flynet)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged

By brendon April 13, 2012 @ 5:58 PM

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A jeweler in Beverly Hills told the Hollywood Reporter that he and Brad Pitt designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie, a ring she was seen wearing Wednesday night at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art with Pitt and their son Pax.

“Brad had a specific vision for this ring, which he realized over a yearlong collaboration. He wanted every aspect of it to be perfect, so I was able to locate a diamond of the finest quality and cut it to an exact custom size and shape to suite Angelina’s hand. Brad was always heavily involved, overseeing every aspect of the creative design evolution. The side diamonds are specially cut to encircle her finger. Each diamond is of the highest gem quality.”

Someone should probably go hide Jennifer Anistons belts and shoelaces just in case.

Alec Baldwin is marrying his yoga instructor

By brendon April 02, 2012 @ 4:37 PM

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Eight months ago there was a report that Alec Baldwin (who is 54) was planning to propose to his girlfriend Hilaria Thomas (who is 28), and now it’s finally happened, and she was even seen earlier today in New York with her engagement ring. Surprisingly, it’s huge. Totally not what I expected in this story about a millionaire in his mid 50′s who dates a yoga instructor half his age.

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Britney got engaged

By brendon December 19, 2011 @ 11:54 AM

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As expected, Britney Spears got engaged to her ex-manager Jason Trawick this weekend in Las Vegas, during his 40th birthday party at Planet Hollywood. Also as expected, her ring was relatively simple, at least by Hollywood standards. Some spoiled cunt like Jennifer Lopez would demand 10 of those rings. As if it’s some treat to marry that mean bitch. Marc Anthony could start dating Casey Anthony and she’d only be the second worst person he’d ever been with.

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