Fifty Shades of Grey Claims First Victim

February 24, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It was only a matter of time before the heathen sex highlighted in the mommy porn Fifty Shades of Grey inspired somebody to cross the line between pleasure and pain. A University of Chicago freshman got his girlfriend into... READ MORE

Every Opinion Of 50 Shades Of Grey Is Stupid

February 18, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

A growing chorus of people seem concerned that Fifty Shades of Grey promotes rape culture even though it’s clear in the story that the woman is willingly consenting to the spanking sex. That’s the opposite of rape. In fact that’s why we... READ MORE

Fifty Shades Turns Ninety Million

February 16, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t ask a lot from my sex movies. I do politely request that the chicks have bigger tits than the dudes, but I’m not a child who believes all pornography was shot just for him. It’s about Melanie... READ MORE

Let’s Hold Hands Until Fifty Shades of Grey (VIDEO)

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

The new Fifty Shades of Grey trailer is out and predictably shitty. You may as well see this when it opens on Valentine’s Day at a matinee and get it the fuck over with. It’s going to be a thing... READ MORE

Fifty Shades Of Mommy Porn And Shit Around The Web

July 24, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

The trailer for Fifty Shades of Grey came out today. Suburban housewives everywhere are marking their calendars with their chubby moist fingers for Valentine’s Day 2015 when they will all assemble en masse to witness this softcore porn. I’d... READ MORE



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