Dalia Elliott Bent Over and Shit Around the Web

November 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Lopez in spandex, the best butts of 2017, and more!

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Erika Jordan Hoverboard Hottie and Shit Around the Web

June 20, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Chanel Iman hits the beach, Lake Bell gets busty, and more!

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Frenchy Morgan Has to Go

June 5, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's hard to believe this chick's neighbors haven't raised the pitchforks on NextDoor to get her tossed from the area. She's hit the pitch perfect combo of gross yet obvious enough that their husbands will still make crude remarks

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Frenchy Morgan Topless To Ring in the New Year

December 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This French national immigrant blight found a photographer willing to say yes to her plans to show off her bare tits in celebration of the new year. We've all been to NYE parties and seen this same trick before.... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan And Gabi Grecko in Thongs With Candy

April 22, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Could be somebody had a hundred bucks in their pocket and a pedo-endearing photo shoot idea that looked good on paper. We didn’t deal with this French chick who’s come to America to take our reality show public attention... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan in A Bikini

April 5, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick is the scourge of the nation and the answer to the question, is our new immigration policy all about excluding Muslims. No. Harsh looking French chicks with obscene implants go too. Also, anybody who calls soccer the... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan Working From Her Own Playbook

March 29, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

They don’t sell pants like that, so assume this dilapidated French chick sat in her basement cackling and pumping the wheel on the old Singer machine. That’s no way for a lady to stand, even if your gastroenterologist is... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan Overstaying

March 9, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When the The Wall is built at the borders it’s time to bring out every douchey nightclub bouncer ever to man the door. Those ex-wrestlers who’ve peaked in prestige at twenty-four with a clipboard deciding the fate of would-be... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan Is Your Valentine’s Day Backup

February 9, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Valentine’s brings out the best in people. Anxiety, whoring, empty consumerism. A day to look down at the woman you love faking an orgasm beneath you and thinking about how you could do better. Don’t feel bad, she’s thinking... READ MORE

Frenchy Morgan Takes the Jobs Americans Won’t

January 5, 2016 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Everyone shares in that moment when you look around and wonder what the fuck you’re doing for a living. For fifty clams and a Glad half-gallon bag of unsorted hair from the SuperCuts recycling bin, Frenchy Morgan welcomed in... READ MORE