Could be somebody had a hundred bucks in their pocket and a pedo-endearing photo shoot idea that looked good on paper. We didn’t deal with this French chick who’s come to America to take our reality show public attention whoring jobs, now she’s multiplying. That other chick just married an elderly rich Australian. None of this makes sense in a nation where we fund Homeland Security to the tune of sixty billion. There has to be some cash to tranquilize these barnacles, crate them, and ship them off to our soldiers in Afghanistan who haven’t seen blonde hookers since their deployment. That’s how the Dream Act works. Nobody eats for free.
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