Larsa Pippen Bucking On Her Future

December 23, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Among the set of fifty or so rappers with a single fake name, Future seems a noteworthy master of his domain. He's fucking everybody famous. Or every light skinned black model and celebrity. Everybody has a category run making... READ MORE

Shit You Don’t Want to Hear After Getting a Giant Tattoo of Your Boyfriend’s Name on Your Hand

October 28, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The rapper known as Future just woke up from a dream where he fucked a baby into Russell Wilson’s girlfriend because somebody had to to discover Blac Chyna who he took to the Sizzler once and fucked over the back... READ MORE

Ciara Sees No Future With Future (Get It? Fuck Yeah I’m on A Roll)

August 14, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he’s a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old,... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus Tits Are Spray Painted for New Music Video

November 13, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Miley Cyrus had about five minutes there when people weren’t talking about her being the bane of decent society so she took off her clothes for a rap video where her dulcet tones are featured. You can go look... READ MORE