Shit You Don't Want to Hear After Getting a Giant Tattoo of Your Boyfriend's Name on Your Hand

The rapper known as Future just woke up from a dreamwhere he fucked a baby into Russell Wilson's girlfriend because somebody had to to discover Blac Chyna who he took to the Sizzler once and fucked over the back of his car got his name tattooed in big letters on her crazy paw. That's a lot to process. When asked about Blac Chyna and the forever branding on her hand, Future responded, "I'm single and just doing what...

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Ciara Sees No Future With Future (Get It? Fuck Yeah I'm on A Roll)

Ciara spun the rapper wheel of sperm and got knocked up by Future, who proceeded to fuck around on her because he's a rapper and his name is Future. With their baby, also named Future, just three months old, Ciara has told Future to take a hikebecause she's heartsick from his cheating ways.I guess Ciara's heart isn't well-versed in the rapper fidelity statistics put out each year by the RIAA. The odds are not in your...

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Miley Cyrus Tits Are Spray Painted for New Music Video

Miley Cyrus had about five minutes there when people weren't talking about her being the bane of decent society so she took off her clothes for a rap video where her dulcet tones are featured. You can go look up the rapper Future's music video Real & True yourself to see flashes of Miley Cyrus body painted in silver glitter. Now that I know my Internet search records are being monitored by the NSA, I'm not doing...

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