As a simple Hollywood rule, if you're rebooting a movie about white guys, you simply recast them with black dudes or women to meet corporate political goals. Cynical gesturing doesn't always tank. Remaking Captain America and calling it Wonder... READ MORE

A New York judge ordered Madonna and Guy Ritchie to work their shit out with their son privately for the best interest of Rocco. Neither parent was present in-person to discuss how much they loved and cared for their... READ MORE

Madonna posted an old picture of her son, Rocco, on her Instagram. In the photograph, Rocco is shirtless and smiling with a wreath of flowers around his neck. The caption reads,  “I miss this boy so full of life so... READ MORE

Madonna’s son Rocco fled the U.S. at the end of last year to be with his dad Guy Ritchie in London because dad didn’t insist he share quarters with three dozen Moroccan boy dancers who smell like liniment and... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie, his girlfriend Jacqui Ainsley, and his son Rocco are off the coast of Majorca today, and Guy seems cool so it’s good that he doesn’t have to deal with that mean old bitch Madonna anymore. Her body... READ MORE

There are two sexy new auctions this week, one to sell three paintings of Madonna and another for a naked picture of French First Lady Carla Bruni (uhq of that here).  A former model, the picture of Bruni was... READ MORE

Madonna has been nothing but a mean spirited bitch ever since they split, but still Guy Ritchie is the one she has turned to after her failed bid to adopt a little girl in Africa last week.  The Sun... READ MORE

I can’t say “brasserie” without giggling, but Guy Ritchie and Elle Macpherson spent about 4 hours having dinner at the Notting Hill Brasserie in London last night.  Hopefully Madonna has already killed herself because all she cares about is... READ MORE

Earlier this week Madonna’s spokesperson released a statement claiming Guy Ritchie would walk away from their 8 year marriage with a settlement between 76 and 92 million dollars.  This was surprising to some considering Guy personally told the media... READ MORE

Guy Ritchie is awesome, and Madonna is a despicable human being, so needless to say him walking away from their 8 year marriage with at least 76 million dollars is the Feel Good Story of the Year.  Us magazine... READ MORE