Courtney Stodden Ruined Easter (VIDEO)

You'd think that an 18-year old girl with giant fake breasts and bleached-blonde hair would be considered a true American hero and national treasure, but Courtney Stodden has done her best to make sure that she's the glaring exception. Maybe it's because she married a guy who is old enough to be her dad or mom's porn co-star or maybe it's because she doesn't have any talent or charm to go along with her massive...read more

Westboro Church Leader Attacked By A Fat Naked Man (Video)

On Sunday, a 30-year old adult male who calls himself Mr. Eyelidz is going to be crucified on live television, thanks to the fine folks at BattleCam.com and KILM television in Los Angeles. Eyelidz (or Robert Garrison as his parents once called him before giving up) is a sado-masochist, so he is going to enjoy having 12-inch iron nails hammered into his hands and feet before being left to hang on a giant wooden...read more

michelle hunziker won easter

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when your body is this perfect it doesn't matter what you wear as long as it fits like a tattoo. Just like when I do the stairmaster at the gym in my red and white lycra singlet. (image source = splash news online...read more

happy easter from katy perry

Katy Perry spent Easter Sunday with bf Russel Brand in Los Feliz, wearing a bikini top and some bunny ears that pointed all the way to heaven praise His name. At least I hope this was for Easter. Either that or they just ruined someones funeral. (image source = fame pictures and splash news online)read more

happy easter from kate gosselin

Little kids love Easter because they get tons of candy and go on big scavenger hunts and run around like maniacs. It's a great day to be a kid. Unless you're mom is Kate Gosselin, who is a mean bitch that will yell at you all day. Literally no one on earth is less qualified to raise 8 kids. She has no patience and can never seem to get away from them fast enough. Conner Peterson had better parents than these poor...read more