Disney Has a Star Wars Movie Breaching Every Ten Minutes

There are no nerds like Star Wars nerds. I think it might be their sheer number that put them atop the Chapstick smelling heap of whiny Internet geeks. They're autonomic nervous system depends upon other people interpreting the Star Wars universe according to their personal biblical orthodoxy. But Disney is an even more powerful machine that Star Wars nerds or Jesus and they don't give a fuck who cringes at the...

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Friday Morning Headlines

LOUIS CK - has been witnessed peeping into windows and watching underage girls getting undressed, according to flyers posted in Huntington Beach. He's not mentioned by name, so it may be a hoax or someone just used a picture that looked close enough, or maybe he really is doing it because how else are you supposed to watch underage girls take their clothes off? Most of them are so stuck-up they make a big deal out of...

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Benicio Del Toro might be in Star Trek 2

Variety is reporting that Benicio Del Toro has been offered the role as the villain in the sequel to 'Star Trek', though it's not clear which villain he'll play. I know this is off the subject but Benicio had sex with Scarlett Johansson in an elevator when she was 19 and he was 37. That's pretty bad ass. Also off the subject but why is my penis two shades darker than the rest of me. Does astroglide have some kind of...

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Tuesday morning headlines

JJ ABRAMS - has a new top secret movie project at Paramount, called Zanbato for now, with Japanese history and robotics as the major themes. One source described it as, "Swashbuckling robots with swords." Cool. So how long until someone points out that robots are made of sword-proof metal. (deadline) KANYE WEST - closed out Coachella Sunday night, and "delivered a grandiose, theatrical performance destined to be...read more

Morning headlines

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 - I think I'm the only one who feels Mission Impossible 3 is completely awesome, until the final ten minutes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the best actor alive, and Maggie Q is so GD hot I'd rather masturbate to the words "Maggie Q" on a piece of blank paper than a Playboy. Somehow my point to all this is that the great JJ Abrams has confirmed he's back on board for number 4. (source = IGN) PARIS...

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