MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4 – I think I’m the only one who feels Mission Impossible 3 is completely awesome, until the final ten minutes. Philip Seymour Hoffman is the best actor alive, and Maggie Q is so GD hot I’d rather masturbate to the words “Maggie Q” on a piece of blank paper than a Playboy. Somehow my point to all this is that the great JJ Abrams has confirmed he’s back on board for number 4. (source = IGN)
PARIS HILTON – is single. She broke up with that guy whose name I can’t remember. Actually I’m not sure I ever knew it. Greg? Greg. I think it was Greg. My best friend from high school is named Greg. He’s a doctor now. (source = people)
CHANTELLE HOUGHTON – This is the internet and I’m a slave to bikini pictures so they go up almost no matter what, and that’s very much the case with this UK reality “star”. She’s not that good looking, and she needs to lose 10 pounds, but since the dawn of time man has wondered what Kumar would look like with implants and a bikini. Picture 4 has the shocking answer! (source = flynet. hq jump = here)
Tits!
2nd tits.
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Rem’s right. Mony’s prick is hard all the time. Not even the arctic will purge his erection.
Fried Man, that might’ve been Danny’s daughter. Did she have to be on her knees to give you head? If not, then that’s her daughter.
You are running pics of Chantelle from Big Brother?
Kill me now…..
I’d let her do a line off of my head in the morning….
Rem, we don’t care about . . . her name is Chantelle?
she must be inbred. her head’s always tilted.
or someone fucked her sideways too much.
she could rub her clit on my knee before i slapped the shit out of her.
I would bang that broad just to say that I banged someone named “Chantelle”. Oh and because she has huge tits and a seemingly nice vagina as well.
So, Brits still watch Big Brother? Is that show even on in the states anymore?
i like how she’s trying to pose while pretending to not pose for the pictures.
re Paris Hilton…I guess dude’s doctor told him his penis would self-destruct in five seconds…and the secretary disavowed any knowledge of his actions…good luck, dude…
see what I just did there…all I needed was to talk about Paris’ dude in a bikini for the trifecta…comedy gold!!
They did a Celebrity BB a couple of years ago and for a laugh they got a non celeb in to pretend to be a minor pop star and see if she could get away with it, Chantelle.
No surprise that she did get away with it (they were celebs after all), but she is pretty damn vacant…
paris didn’t have pics to go with her breakup?
everyone’s got a vice, but maybe the writer dude should buy cheaper shit like weed instead of crack and whores.
then we could make fun of higher quality people who don’t matter.
She is pretending NOT to pose?
BSDC, have you heard that Futurama’s coming back on TV for real? New episodes and everything.
I’ve just spunked.
No news is good news.
Hey did you guys hear the good news?!?
Rem watches reality TV. Fag!!!
Anybody see “I’m a Celebrity…” last night?
The header picture got me very excited, then I opened the other pictures and was sadly disappointed. Pass.
i fucked a milf named chevonne. asked her out when informing her that i wasn’t hiring her for the secretary position. her famous line said with dick in mouth:
“fuck mah face.” it was more like one word repeated 3 times.
“fuckmahface, fuckmahface, fuckmahfaaaace, ugh, slurp slurp slurp, ugh….”
i’m like a pimp for white trash.