Joss Whedon Flees Feminists

By Lex May 07, 2015 @ 10:19 AM

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Joss Whedon denied he’s quitting Twitter because the feminist rage on all things cunty Avengers. He cited his own feminist bona fides in declaring that the million woman angry army on social media is not what drove him away. In fact, he only wishes he could do more for the cause:

For someone like me even to argue about feminism — it’s not a huge win. Because ultimately I’m just a rich, straight, white guy. 

Of all the bad luck. Rich straight white male. Four strikes against you before your first pitch. What hell hath heaven wrought on the forsaken. Whedon claims he simply needs to focus on his work, on his writing, in a room, far away, where vitriolic slogans written in menstrual juice aren’t thrown at his head because he wasn’t born an indigent lesbian of color. He apologized a few more times to the feminist trolls on Twitter whose lesbian lovers have positions of power in Hollywood and he left. Just like that. A cowardly self-loathing guy who happens to make pretty good Avengers movies. I’d call it a wash for dudes.

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tuesday morning headlines

By brendon November 03, 2009 @ 12:21 AM

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JENNIFER LOVE CHEWIT – tortured boys everywhere by twittering just this one picture of her as a Playboy bunny for Halloween (full size UHQ here). Aren’t you surprised she didn’t post more? I know I was surprised. According to sources that are Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Love Hewitt has lost a ton of weight and now looks amazing, but here all we have is this one picture, a picture reminiscent of when fat girls on myspace try to pull the ol’ fat girl “switch-a-roo”. Why would she do that?  It’s quite a mystery. Someone should call the cops.  (twitter)

JOSS WHEDON – borrowed an old SNL joke (*) to announce his bid to buy the Terminator franchise, the rights to which will be auctioned off later this month. The company that currently holds the rights to all future Terminator projects – including movies, TV and games – has to sell them because they’re so in debt. You can still make real Terminators though and extract your revenge on girls who laughed at you in high school.  (NOTE – “Don’t I know it, heh-heh-heh!”)  (deadline hollywood)

KIEFER SUTHERLAND – ran up a $500 bar tab with the cast and crew of ’24’ during a break in shooting last week in San Pedro. Awesome now gets awesomer because they were there between 7am and 1pm. That’s right. They STARTED drinking at 7 in the morning. Kiefer paid for everyone, then left a $200 tip. After that they left so Kiefer could win every single category at the Coolest Guy Ever Awards. (tmz)

CHRISTINA RICCI – was in Miami over the weekend, and I forgot to post these yesterday when they were topical, but I already bought them so, hey look, it’s Christina Ricci in Miami! “She’s no Kimberly Phillips”, as the popular saying goes, but some of these are pretty hot. Her piercing blue eyes are an intoxicating ocean of intrigue, her rippling muscles glisten in the sun and her super short shorts reveal just a hint of her tight little sexy ass. Wait. Wait no sorry. I was seeing my reflection in the monitor. False alarm, everyone. (mavrix and splash and inf)

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