Katherine Heigl Is Too Important to Be Captured

By Jack April 10, 2014 @ 1:06 PM

Katherine Heigl is suing the Duane Reade chain of pharmacies for precisely six million dollars. It seems that she was leaving one of their stores in New York when a pap shot a picture of her carrying lots of Duane Reade bags. For some stupid reason the pharmacy decided to brag that she likes to buy her fungal infection salves and colonics at their store. Because that will definitely make you want to shop there as well, just to catch the scent.

“Love a quick #DuaneReade run?  Even @KatieHeigl can’t resist shopping #NYC’s favorite drugstore.”

Heigl is pissed off about them using her sacred image in what amounts to a commercial. The six million dollar suit is based on what her inflated fucking ego thinks she is worth. Where it gets really weird is how much she brags about herself in the suit:

“Plaintiff is a highly successful television and motion picture actress, producer and celebrity. Plaintiff continues to be in high demand in the entertainment industry…A recent search for ‘Katherine Heigl’ on the Google search engine returned over 3.2 million results.”  And she says she boasts 754,000 Twitter followers.”

Did it happen to mention that the vast majority of those 3.2 million Google results were Katherine Heigl super cunt and Katherine Heigl nipple pokes. The days of her starring on Grey’s Anatomy and Knocked Up are gone. Adopting ten more Korean babies can’t save you now, Instead of suing, let people know you’ll be there on Sundays at noon and see if Duane Reade will kick in for some free Midol for your promotion. The RomComs are gone forever. At least you won’t have to go through career death with cramps.

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I Can Almost See What Katherine Heigl Had for Dinner Last Night

By Lex June 04, 2013 @ 2:38 PM

Katherine Heigl In A Tight Blue Dress Relaxing At Home In New Orleans
Everybody talks about Katherine Heigl like she’s some uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress. Nobody thinks about her as an uptight, annoying, precious Hollywood actress with a big white girl booty. A couple more outings in a dress like that and that’ll all change.

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Katherine Heigl kept Mothers Day classy

By brendon May 14, 2012 @ 2:06 PM

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The picture agency said that Katherine Heigl and her husband and her adopted daughter Naleigh all went to Katherines moms house for Mothers Day yesterday, so either that’s Naleigh with the nanny, or else Katherine has a baby inside that white bag. Let’s hope for the latter.

I’d like to think that Katherine is still bonding with Naleigh a little, but my sources tell me that Katherine has picked up and carried a Japanese man home on two separate occasions. TYLER EXCLUSIVE!!!!

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Katherine Heigl is glamourous

By brendon August 26, 2011 @ 2:47 PM

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Hollywood sex symbol Katherine Heigl ran some errands around West LA yesterday, and I never realized how much she looks like a friend of mine. His name is Alex. This is how he dressed in 1998. He doesn’t have that ridiculous haircut anymore or those freshly cut-off Duck Heads but I bet he’ll get a kick out of this.

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Katherine Heigl is weird looking

By brendon March 24, 2011 @ 2:24 PM

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These pictures of Katherine Heigl having lunch with a friend yesterday in LA aren’t especially noteworthy, unless you have a forehead fetish, in which case they should be considered hard core pornography.

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Katherine Heigl is in a bikini

By brendon March 21, 2011 @ 7:14 AM

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Katherine Heigl and her big tits and her cigarettes and her husband Josh Kelley were all in Miami this weekend, and, years from now, these might be remembered as the definitive Katherine Heigl pictures.

This all by itself is almost everything you need to know about her. She either smokes 24 hours a day or she’s a dragon, and she has a pissy attitude but she’s blond with D’s so people put up with it. But this (and this) is what she looks like without all the makeup and $800 haircut, and it’s not that great. I know at least 10 guys who are sexier than she is, and that’s troubling for her, the guys, and damn sure for me.

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