For the first time in over two months, Tiger Woods may have something to be happy about because Radar says he will finish his time at a sex rehab today or tomorrow, and his wife Elin Nordegren has already arrived in Hattiesburg, Mississippi to pick him up.
But in even more interesting news, and by that I mean “tits”, the Playboy model/prostitute who says Tiger was a regular client was on an Italian talk show last night, and it’s awesome to see that the Italians found the most menacing picture ever taken of Tiger Woods. They might as well have gotten a picture of Tupac holding up a gun and fanning out hundred dollar bills and written ‘Tiger Woods’ across the front.
The entire show looks like a TV show that someone who had never seen an Italian TV show or been to Italy would do based on things he’s heard about Italians. It should be called ‘Stereotype Showcase’. And the host should jump over barrels to get to the guest. And then if he ever says “god”, an old woman with a rolling pin named Maria could slap him, then make the sign of the cross and yell, “You’a no use’a da Lords name in’a da vain! Why you break’a you mommas heart?”
(picture source = splash news online)
Loredana Jolie was a Playboy model at one time, but more to the point she became a very expensive prostitute when modeling didn’t work out, and even morrer to the point Tiger Woods was one of her regular clients.
Last month she was shopping a book around and in one of the stories about Tiger, the little tattle tale hinted that he may have had gay sex. Now gabby tells the Sun that dudes were just one of Tigers weird sex fantasies.
“Tiger’s sexual fantasies were not normal.
“He likes role playing, he likes to be the guy in control and wearing a suit while there are girls performing girl-on-girl and guys entertaining guys.
“By that, I mean they would dance for each other like girls would do for a man.
“He’d have different girls all the time, entertaining, role play, fetishes, stuff like that. But he would only watch.”
“He would engage in sex from 9pm until the sun came up - he wasn’t a healthy guy.
“He couldn’t sleep and would stay up all night. I am not sure rehab will help him.”
“I wouldn’t be surprised by anything. He had male friends, and I am sure they got involved.”
I’d rather jam a knife in my thigh then wiggle it back and forth than sit here and think about gay sex, and thankfully we don’t have to because someone was nice enough to send me a ton of Loredanas modeling pictures, and maybe they’re everywhere but I haven’t seen them yet. That means as far as we’re concerned, these are a TYLER WORLD PREMIERE EXCLUSIVE! Or maybe they’re not what do I know. To be honest if it doesn’t have to do with LSU football, UFC, Call of Duty or naked Asian girls, I probably haven’t heard about it and I don’t intend on looking it up. Although what’s this I hear about a black President? Is that for real? Is it Morgan Freeman? Because I could see that. Is he doing well?
Anyway, thx to Calvin for these pictures and two more sets that will be up later today. I don’t think it would have killed him to write some funny jokes to go along with them, but at least he sent the pictures, which is more than you did. It’s like I don’t even know you anymore. Maybe this isn’t the time or place to bring it up but your mother and I are incredibly disappointed in you.
